Ok, I didn’t give a shit but seriously.. When Captain is gonna make another video? Just don’t tell me we’re gonna wait another 40 months cuz.. Hey hey wait.. I think he’s free to do whatever he wants right?
Did you think about the humain being he is behind all this? Behind this screen… Yes a sensitive being… who has to face the pressure and who suffers… This guy is like everyone… He breaths, he sleeps, he eats… *interface spaceship sound* Oh would you believe! Speak of food.. We got a connexion with him *walkie talkie sound*
Hey guys! I think I still found something to eat! For free of course otherwise it’s cheating… Interesting.. A mission just started!
Our predator found a prey! It’s a long plant… moving noticeably… Given his behavior I would say this a bastard type. which fools our Captain… Shit he looks struggling, we have to do someting! Here we go Trainee! Yeah The Trainee still in the team and still looking for security by finding a permanent contract… Poor guy… We wish him good luck… anyway this is not the day’s topic! Okay let’s encourage The Captain!! Hey bro.. Honestly you’re annoying bro.. Just give him more time! But look at this turtle skull! Just analyse this snail neck! Seriously.. too slow! too slow! Yeah man! I lack energy Ok I have to explain! It’s been 2 weeks I’m here to this island So I said myself: “New destination; new resolutions!” So it’s been 2 weeks I’m Vegan. So it’s been 2 weeks I didn’t eat. *walkie talkie*
Otherwise guys.. If I can catch it… There is still 2 spring rolls on the motorbike… Also there is my mother, rich in fat But I have to.. Oh wait I think I got a idea! Cuz just with my mouth… Ok I try something! Shit it’s hard but I can do it! SHIT NO I CANNOT! Holy fuck what a dirty vision I got! it looked like my dog’s sex! But Captain.. you don’t own any dog? aesthetically the sex is beautiful but.. But the suffering behind all of this! It’s not ethic, I mean it’s not trendy. But Captain everything that is balls and dick that’s not either. Really?! Yes go ahead and bit into it… it surely will make happy some feminists Seriously? Will they subscribe to my youtube channel? Hmm.. I dunno depends if.. Shut up! I’m confused what should I do?! Fuck.. I can’t think clearly! Ok I’m going for it! Fuck in what kinda situation I’m… Et voilà! Mission accomplished! Bravo Captain! Another interesting video. For those who are interested… We are around… *walkie talkie glitch* Okay guys that’s it.. I think I recover around 3 calories In case of.. I take another piece! Don’t worry Trainee… in the worst cas, he goes hunting again. The video is over just don’t forget put a
big big thumb in your ass. Also comment below because your opinion, everybody don’t give a shit about. but especially, share to sensitize or even eradicate carnivorous penises No exception. Big treat of the century. and last thing: SUBSCRIBE or tomorrow I ‘ll suicide myself with a motorbike. I didn’t get it.. Outch! Son of a bitch!
Hey are you serious, we don’t understand a single thing! Why is he never earnest? Leave him alone. He’ve never been ease with this kinda stuff… I think he also wants to taunt us Right Captain? Right? Like the shrub in the beginning watch out he’s gonna be eaten! And who is the second turtle behind him?! Outch! Careful! The camera! Motherfucker…