Arin: Hey, I’m grump! Dan: I’m not so grump! Both: And we’re the game grumps! A: Hi guys D: Hello! I’m just adjusting my microphone excuse me A: Welcome to- D: We’re playing the Dinosaur Hunt A: (chuckles) D: W-What? A: We sure are! D: It looks as though they have a Parasaurolophus there in the center D: Canister
A: What’s that one? D: Uh, I don’t know. That could be a lot of things that look like that D: Could be a baby Allosaurus
A: Valusaruppee? (heavy metal music suddenly plays)
D: WOAH. A: All right here. We go, baby A: I’m gonna- it’s heavy metal D: “You really want to do this? So be it.” A: I don’t know what the- I don’t care about the- Is there a plot? I don’t care. D: You’re shooting dinosaurs A: I don’t know- D: Is that a caveman?! D: In the center? A: Yes or.. A: Yes. A: I don’t know what the fuck is going on. I don’t know well D: WHOA WHOA WHOA alright, well I guess we’re dinosaur hunting D: Where do you find this?
A: I just was looking on Steam for some-
D: It’s got a deer! GAME: THESE MONSTERS ARE MINE D: WHOA!
A: (continues chuckling) D: That deer exploded! DINOSAUR!
A: WAGH! A: FUCK, NO IT GOT ME D: Aw aw aw!
A: Fuck you, dinosaur! D: Look at those dino chunks! D: This is realistic!
D: Okay. A: Dead fucking dinosaur.
D: I don’t think I’ve ever seen more.. D: flesh shrapnel… D: come off of anything in any game…
A: It’s called giving, Dan.
D: Oh wow wow oh A: Wow, I died D: Wow A: Jesus Christ, okay, I got like 3000 achievements.
D: Yeah, well ya got-
A: Look at all the achievements of getting! D: Why are there things just- D: Oh my God those deer (chuckles) D: Those poor deer.
A: Oh deer (pun intended) D: Nice A: Alright, I gotta find another gun.
D: What kind of handgun is that? (chuckles) A: Yeah, right. The explosive kind.
D: Yeah, it really is. A: Should I pick those up? Or-
D: Yeah sure, there you go. A: Alright, dino.
D: Uh oh! D: EUGH! (imitating the sound effect Arin’s character takes damage) A: Gee whiz!
D: Yeah, boy those dinosaurs take a punch!
A: Jeepers creepers! D: I guess you have to start shooting them when they’re- no, this deer is juicy fruit D: Whoa!
A: What- what happened? Die, please die die die! D: There you go
A: Aw, that took FOREVER. A: WHAT THE FUCK! A: Get out of here Dino!
D: This game is good..
A: STEVE! A: Did you- did you leave the cage for the dinos open?!
D: Sorry! A: How many-
D: I was doing other shit A: Look at all this shit I’m unlocking! D: I know, this is crazy!
A: (chuckles) D: Everything’s an achievement
A: (continues laughing with all the death and destruction he is causing) A: This is the stupidest shit ever
D: I know (both chuckle) D: Did you achieve like a- did you unlock an extra chunks achievement? What is that coming in? A: Score more kills D: Turn to the left.
A: What? D: There’s a big shadow coming in.
A: Really? D: Oh, maybe it was just the ground.
A: Me walking or something? D: Yeah A: Alright, well I have health-
D: Whoa! An ankylosaurus D: They’re friendly. They’re herbivores.
A: Is he? D: Yeah. A: Seems like he’s dancing.
D: I don’t think he’s going to bother you. A: Is that how he runs?
D: I don’t know A: He’s definitely looking at me A: Man, that to this music is really uh-
D: Yeah, can you crank up the music, Matt and Ryan? A: Yeah!
D: Hell yeah, okay um D: Whoa-oh oh no?
A: Now he’s not as happy. D: Yeah. D: No he’s he’s more miffed now D: He’s very slowly making his way to-WHOA. Yeah.
A: Got me with his tail D: Oh man a whip crack from his whoopee tail A: OH MY GOD D: Um- what is he saying? A: Oh okay, a samurai sword like that A: I like that A: Yeah, here we go D: Wow A: All right- I guess he just uses it like a baseball bat?
D: I guess they killed your friends, and that’s why D: You just unlocked El Commandant D: Achievement.
A: Oh, look at that. There’s- there’s smart AI. The dinosaurs are going after the deer D: You achievement unlocked Uranus! Way to go!
A: (chuckles) A: PAUL D: Russian paper- what the fuck kind of achievements are these? A: Die- Dienosaurs
D: Nice A: Damn, I’m fucking slicing them up.
D: How serious were they about this game.. A: You know D: I can’t tell A: I think it’s probably a super serious
D: Cause on one hand it seems it- Oh my God.. A: Shit.
D: On the other, I’m not so sure. A: Oh, I can run. Check that out.
D: Nice! Is there a stamina thing? A: (In a low voice) I’M GONNA HUNT SOME DINOSAURS A: NO, yeah, there is a stamina thing
D: Okay A: Oh, oh! Here’s the pen! Where they were let out of!
D: My pen! A: Steve? D: I’m sorry! A: Why’d you leave the cage open? D: I SAID I WAS SORRY! A: Wow, look at this. They broke it all open and now it’s floating!
D: He did (chuckles) D: Just like cages do!
A: It’s a space settlement of dinosaurs D: Alright, dinosaurs in space is absolutely something I would watch. Oh wait. There’s an egg! Turn around!
A: Wha- D: Turn around D: Turn around! There you go.
A: Shit. How’d I not see that?
D: I don’t know. A: Should I kill it?
D: HELL YEAH YOU SHOULD KILL IT A: Uh oh.. A: I got your egg before you got me, bitch!
D: Oh, I don’t know if that’s correct.
A: Oh yeah, I’m slicing the fuck up, dude A: Uh oh A: Just a sec, mom D: (chuckles) D: You unlocked-
A: Oh, I got a DLC weapon A: 335 or whatever
D: Oh boy, oh a machete! A: A machete, that’s nice D: (whispers) mAchETe D: No shotgun.
A: Yeah, the machete.
D:There you go. D: Boy, your hands are leathery
A: Take this magnum D: Okay, good job. That was coming right for you A: Nice, this gun is pretty strong
D: Oh God D: We’ve got a hailstorm front of dinosaur chunks coming in from the northwest
A: I don’t even care A: What the f- crossbow? I’ll take that A: Yeah, oh what is th- A: Is this a submachine gun or something? Yeah!
D: Okay, good. A: This should do the trick A: Spinning: that’s a good move.
D: Get back! You want to destroy that egg. A: Yeah, I got- I gotta get that egg D: You get that egg, bro.
A: Dude, the dinosaurs are just killing deer and I’m getting kills for it A: Like stuff is just dying in the world, and I’m getting credit.
D: Well, something’s alive over the ridge to the left A: I thi- I think that’s a tree
D: Really? D: I thought I started running across the ridge.
A: I think it’s a tree you may be right A: Th- the enemies are shown in red on my mini map.
D: We should kill the tree then. So they are. A: Alright alright, dinosaur egg. You’re going fucking down.
D: (chuckles) D: This is one egg that won’t be bothering you anymore A: Here we go, baby. Here. We. Go. Dinosaur, he’s getting exploded. I’ll do it from a distance, so I’m safe.
D: Smart A: Is it damaging it? D: That doesn’t have any effects of damaging it A: Um… A: Oh Shit. Who’s got me?
D: Oh, Oh God Oh RUN BACK A: DIEEEEEEE A: I’M GONNA DIE! I’M GONNA DIE! Aw… D: You fucking suck at this.. A: Well, it’s hard! The dinosaurs run right up on you and try to munch it your brains! A: Oh! I got so many more weapons now. Oh my god. I got the machete. Aw. A: Man, I’ve already used all these weapons. Oh, yeah, that’s what I want A: All right, fuckers.
D: Use whichever one won’t get you killed immediately as you go over the ridge A: Okay
D: I think you have to use a little more stealth A: Well, how am I supposed to use stealth?
D: I don’t know quietly shoot your hoozy. A: I don’t even think- (giggles) A: Well, I ran into stamina.
D: Oh dang D: Oh, it was the rabbit that I saw
A: (immediately shoots at it) D: No, don’t-
A: What? D: Don’t send those little chunklets out.. A: YOU SAID TO KILL THE MOVING THINGS A: Oh God
D: DINOSAURS D: There you go. There you go.
A: God damn. A: So strong!
D: So it’s so hard to tell D: when it’s dead from the chunks flying D: and when it just random ambient chunks flying.
A: Ambient chunks? D: Ambient chunks is the name of new uh- D: my indie band D: And it’s a jam band.
A: It’s a shish. It’s a shoegaze band. D: Yeah, bitch (both chuckle) A: Alright A: So I can kill it from a distance, so I’m gonna do that.
D: My favorite- my favorite shoegaze band is D: my Bloody Valentine and that will never change A: Is that- is it does that count as shoegaze? D: Oh, yeah. That was like one of the biggest shoegaze albums of the world of the life of the ever.
A: Really? D: I mean, loveless A: What’s their song? D: I don’t think they ever really had like a hit song D: It’s just- it’s just the album that- I think you’re getting attacked on all sides.
A: I’m out of bullets D: Oh boy A: I don’t know what this gun is, but holy fuck.
D: Okay. A: Oh my God. I had that the whole time?! D: Okay
A: Fuck. At least I got the dynamite achievement A: I gotta kill that egg.
D: Oh god, please.
A: It’s my number one mission D: Please do it. A: Alright, alright no more clowning around, mister. Oh a grenade launcher! That’ll work. D: Shallow is my favorite my bloody valentine song.
A: How does it go? D: I can’t- it’s hard to think of it because this is in the background yeah D: (sings with the voice of an angel for a bit, serenading Arin as looks to bring destruction to all life in the nearby vicinity) A: I don’t like it A: I don’t like it already told you don’t like it.
D: It’s really good. I bet you’d like it. A: Oh, this isn’t a grenade launcher.. It’s like a tommy gun A: All right, all right this time. I’m no no playing around this dinosaur. Egg is going down.
D: Okay A: I just hope I have the right ammunition A: Maybe I’ll do it for my SuperDuper- What? How was that aiming? D: You should- you should wait and clear out some of the Raptors one by one D: So they don’t attack you
A: But they spawn out of nowhere-
D: -in a group of six D: Really? A: Yeah, it’s like. Where are they?
D: I’m pretty sure
A: Oh, there’s one yeah A: And they’re already on me.
D: Yeah, I know! A: God, they do so much damage D: Spin around in circles until you’ve killed a bunch of them. A: That won’t make me barf D: (chuckles) D: F-g-g-g A: Okay, I think they want me to like-
D: Oh, there’s one coming at you D: Oh, there’s more! D: WHOAWHOAWHOA A: Fuck off! FUCK OFF! Damn it. It’s just so hard.
D: (chuckles) A: Fuck this stupid game.
D: It would seem that the dinosaurs- A: LOOK AT HOW MANY WEAPONS I
HAVE. GOD DAMN IT.
D: -are hunting you.. A: Alright, what haven’t I used yet? I haven’t used the knife.
D: The tiny knife and that’s a flashlight it would seem? A: No, it’s the crossbow
D: Ah D: The dinosaurs are exploding the deer
A: Horrible A: Oh, there’s health packs.
A: That gave me a little extra health D: Terrific
A: So I’m good on that one D: I’m giving you one more shot, then I gotta go eat dinner A: (chuckles) Okay A: Okay, I got it. I got it. I got kill that dinosaur egg. It’s my number one goal D: You have a better chance of catching froggy and sonic boom.
A: Oh, ha ha D: Wasn’t that Sonic Boom?
A: No, it was Sonic Adventure. Oh my God! A: Well, at least now they’re gone A: And I can get some health now that I’m in the health area. D: You’re about to die.
A: Are those the one- I’m not about to die! I have 137, pay attention! A: Jesus, it’s life or death here A: GOD Dammit
D: You missed one. A: Well, that’s a funny noise.
D: That’s a good one A: Alright, alright alright. There’s gotta be more health packs around here. Fuck it. I’m going D: Okay
A: Fuck. I’m going straight to the dinosaur egg. D: Oh my God.
A: It’s happening.
D: How are you unlocking achievements? D: Like-
A: I’m really good at stuff
D: -while just running that D: While just running through the blades of grass A: Because Dan, this is this is an actual hardcore game. Okay. I never play hardcore games on Game Grumps because they’re too intimidating A: They’re too much for- for A: epic poners and
D: She feel blood of power A: All right, here comes the egg. I’m just gonna rough- Fucking damn it.
D: This is good you want them like not coming at once D: Oh God, they’re all coming at once A: I can’t see A: Hi, die DIE A: OH Die
D: This is kind of like um that D: Skull game where they came out of nowhere
A: Yeah, a little bit D: It was pretty funny.
A: Okay, I’m making a break for it D: Okay D: (mimics machine gun sounds) D: Swing around make sure they’re not coming up on you
A: Fucking bullets again A: Yeah, I’m um- um clear. Yes, oh I’m so close! D: Yeah!
A: I DID IT! D: The biome is clean!
A: That was all we needed. D: Sweet. That’s the goal. Oh god.
A: God damn it! Oh, now I’m alone A: Woo I completed it! Oh. I’m so good!
D: Bravo, Arin. A: That was the mission!
D: I could not be prouder of you A: Want this achievement to have your picture? Just ask!
D: That’s a Styracosaurus A: Good Lord, how many fucking achievements does it- Hold on.. A: I’m gonna go to the menu and check this out
D: Okay A: Exit, quit, okay. Look at how many achievements there are A: Look at this. This is a nightmare
D: (chuckles) A: Oh my God
D: WOOOO. A: I gotta use my other hand it’s a doo doo doo the wheel
D: You didn’t even get to the bottom. A: It’s fucking the alphabet, dude.
D: It’s pretty great. The alphabet in different colors A: Ham and becomes een? Are these just like- A: Are these like Kickstarter backers.
D: Yeah, it could be A: Okay, well I didn’t even scratch the surface apparently because I got all these one that I didn’t unlock D: Damn D: Funny game.
A: Alright, next time on Game Grumps. Yeah, no shit. D: Okay. Well, it said that. Alright. D: See you later next time on Game Grumps! Congratulations to the makers of uh- D: Dinosaur Hunt A: Congratulations?
D: yeah, I mean you made a game A: Yeah, you made something you know you should be proud
D: A lot of people can’t say that D: OH Boy. D: Nice icon, George Wilson!
A: It’s me D: Oh. D: Well, it’s a nice butt.
A: Thanks D: Statement stands A: I just Googled butt
D: Oh yes