(valley girl) Cultural appropriation
is super serious! (Ian) Shut up!!! Hey, dude, you ready to go bag
some sexy ladies or what? Hell, yeah. Whoa, no, what the hell is that thing? Oh, are you talking about my sex turban? Okay, what is a sex– Shhhh! Hush, my child! Watch and learn. I bought this turban at a garage sale And ever since then I’ve been an alpha male There’s just something ladies love About a big, sexy turban Someone better hose me down, ‘Cuz I’m so hot, I’m burnin’ Sex turban It’s a magical, sexual hat Sex turban I wouldn’t be caught dead in that Sex turban You put it on and all the ladies wanna sex ya Sex turban All right, fine. Do you have an extra? Not everybody knows Just how I get my hoes – (ladies gasp)
– Whoa! Sexist! Not everybody knows How to respectfully pursue a woman That’s better. If you wanna get a lady in your bed Put a sex turban on your head Sex turban It’s a turban that’s made of sex Sex turban My ancestors were oppressed! Sex turban No girl has ever touched me there Sex turban Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair? At first I didn’t think The turban magic was real And now I’m covered in ladies – (ladies giggle)
– Trying to cop a feel It was cool at first But now I’m feeling harassed So now I’m gonna take it off So they stop groping my ass! Sex turban It’s a sex hat made of cloth Sex turban You can never take it off Wait! What?! Death turban Death turban?! If you take it off You’ll die Dude, what the f*ck?! Just keep it on Don’t ask why No, no, dude. Did you just say that
if I take this sex turban off I’m gonna die? Oh, yeah, that’s kind of part
of the deal of the sex turban. Sorry, I forgot to mention it. No, no, my great aunt’s funeral is tomorrow! I’m not gonna show up
wearing this stupid sex turban! Umm…well…guess you’re
just gonna have to die then. (smarmy chuckle) GAAAAAAH! (bell tolls gloomly) (sniffling) Sex turban (Anthony whimpers) Oh, yeah, it also raises people from the dead. – Ah!
– Sex turban Auntie, what’re you doing? (Ian) You wanna hear our sultry voices
in your ears whenever you want? Click the sexy album cover
on the screen to get the censored–or uncensored–song right now. Sex turban (Anthony) No girl has ever touched me there! Sex turban (lady) Oh, Ian, can I taste your hair? (Anthony) Make sure you click
that subscribe button to see our sexy faces in your feed every week. (Ian) If you wanna see
bloopers for this video, and more sexy touchin’… I felt three hands. I don’t know where the other one went. – There were fingers.
– (laughter) …click the video on the left. (Anthony) And click the video
on the right to watch our Super Smash Brothers Rap. You’re a pedo-stached preening pussy Plumbing f*cking prick On the roster you’re the reject That no one ever picks It ain’t my fault you’re always losing your chick Sorry! Your princess is in another castle Sucking my d*ck! [captioned by www.facebook.com/subtitleyoutube]