Mark: Can I join? Wade: Why Not, I’m not in yet, but sure. Mark: Ok I’m joining Jack: You better- no foolies? Mark: No goofsies! Wade: I think I’ve already done this one, I don’t think this is the right map Wade: But, Wade: But, I’ll join anyway Jack: No gafs? Wade: N-No, this is a prank bro Mark: There better not be any Guffaws! Jack: This is a luhmao, bro Wade: No, there’s 2 Jaffars but no Juffaws Mark: I’ve got, you know, Mark: The will, Bob: That jokes not good Jack: Dude I’ve got broads in Atlanta *Empty Chamber Click* Jack: It’s me and Bumbers Mark: Yeah! Remember how you were insulting me last time? Mark: Maybe, maybe a compliment to start this off? Would be nice? Wade: Oh, I have done this map before, (It’s a ver- This map is Huge) Jack: Wade, you are a great guy, we’re gonna make a great team! Mark: Aww thanks, your accent is not nearly as funny as people make it out to be, Mark: It’s actually cool and probably voted the #1 sexiest accent in the world Jack: It is, but I’m also terrible at it and my accent is so (Mark: Oh wait, oh wait,) neutral now. Mark: Isn’t it the northern accent that’s the sexy one? Jack: No they don’t count. Jack: They’re not Irish they’re British Mark: ooOOOOoh. Jack: DUDE WAFFLE HOUSE! *Bob Giggles* Mark: Wat the fuck? Jack: Whoa! Mark: WHOA! Mark: Heh, fuck this map let’s go to waffle house! Bob: Alright, I’ll go to waffle house Wade: Yeah I’ll go. Jack: There’s a fuckin’, Jack: a T-pose dude just standing in there Mark: Is that, one of the- *giggles* Jack: I don’t think you can actually go in Mark: Is that one of them? Jack: Yup, Slenderman’s in there as well Bob: You can’t go in, don’t Bob: You can’t so you shouldn’t. Mark: This is a spooky map! *Bob and Jack laughing* *Mark fake shudders* Jack: SPOOKY- Mark: Woah what the fu- I saw Felix’s face in the window Mark: What the fuck Wade: I think your face is in one of them too Mark Jack: Woah, yeah! *Mark laughing* Mark: Ah jeezus Mark: Alright wait, do it again. Mark: Yep, there it is Jack: Oh yours is in this one Mark: Which one? Jack: Your face is in here Mark: Is yours in one of these? Jack: No, I’m not the horror game dude. Mark: Oh my god, I, I re- I remember that photoshop that it’s showing Mark: I, I remember that one Jack: Ye heh heh heh Mark: Ulgh.. Jack: Show it again! *Jack making puking noises* *Mark’s turn* Mark: My face… Mark: No… Mark: You sudnut come here Mark: Okeh. *Jack laughing softly* Jack: I’m gonna – the SCARY grammar *Mark Laughing* Wade: I mean, Bob and I were here looking in the windows with you guys Wade: I mean, Bob and I were here looking in the windows with you guys, but… Mark: Oh jeezus Mark: Ok. Jack: Oh hey Bob: Nope. Bob: Nope that’s not me, that’s not me. Don’t worry about it. Jack: What!? Jack: He’s behind you! Mark: Woah- uh, I saw him. Mark: Wait, where’d he go? Mark: Fuck I lost him, sorry guys. Jack: How the FUCK did I miss with that? Mark: I don’t know Mark: He went under my feet and then I immediately Mark: wait there he is Bob: OH GOD Bob: ah fuck Mark: Wait I spot him, I spot him.
Bob: oh FUCK! Jack: Wade’s out here, Wade’s out here! He’s a little doll Mark: Where is he? Jack: I got him cornered! Jack: He’s out here! Jack: Behind the wood! Jack: Behind the wood! Mark: You’re not giving me descriptive- Wade: Oh hey Mark: COMMUNICATION Mark: COMMUNICATION IS THE KEY Jack: GOT’EM Mark: Alright, for this one rule, we have to chase people Mark: Otherwise nothing’ll happen Bob: I was chasing you that entire time so that’s cool Wade: Do we have to stay outside cause this map is so big or what? *Jack giggles* Jack: *Still giggling* Are you thinking what I’m thinkin’? Mark: Oh you were thinkin’ what I’m thinking? Mark: Ok, we can think- we can think what we were thinkin’ Wade: Wait wait wait, are you guys thinkin what Bob and I are thinkin? Bob: I can smell the dickery through the internet right now *Bob Sniffing* Mark: You guys thinking what I’m thinking? *Bob’s sniffing intensifies* Wade: I mean I showered last night so I’m not sure if it’s me Bob: I smell… Mark: *Sniffing* MMM, that’s some fresh DICK.
Bob: Not your dickery… Bob: Not your dickly-ness. Wade: Oh, ok Mark: Yeah, Mark: Little closer… Mark: Little more… Mark: Yeahhh… Mark: *Evil HEH HEH* Mark: Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Heh Mark: HEH HEH- Mark: HEH HEH- AHH FUCK Jack: IT’S NOT WORKING *jumps off roof* *Mad laughs all around* Jack: SHIT *Mad laughs all around* Jack: *leaning back* Noooooooo *Mad laughs all around* Bob: Oh my god that was amazing
Mark: Jesus Christ. Mark: That didn’t work at ALL Wade: I spawned on the roof right next to you two… Jack: I COUNTED on his STUPIDITY! Jack: In our defense there was 2 bottles right there that we threw off and sacrificed. Wade: I really liked you guys jumping off the roof Mark: I didn’t jump off the roof, I comitted. Jack: You got killed first! Mark: WHATEVER! Mark: I comitted! Wade: Oh my god.. Wade: It’s ok Bob, I smelled the dickery too Mark: Yeah. Bob: Yeah you were all over that dickery Mark: That STICKY dick Wade: No, everythings fine Jack: OWWW, broke my legs *Window Shatters* Mark: BOW… bitch. Jack: THERE ARE BETTER WAYS Bob: Oh my god what the fuck is happening? Jack: What are you DOING?! Mark: LEAVE ME TO MY DEVICES *Jack scoffs* Jack: There’s a FUCKIN’ front door! Mark: There is? Mark: Oh shit, whoops. Bob: There’s a purple room…
Mark: Oh shit, whoops. Bob: There’s a purple room…
Wade: Is there somebody hobbling around outside? Wade: Is there somebody hobbling around outside? Wade: Or breaking their legs? Mark: No no no no no. Jack: Yeah, I broke my legs.
Mark: No no no no no. Jack: Oh the front door was OPEN.
Mark: I was being an idiot. Mark: Ohhh this DOOR. Jack: Okay wait,
Mark: Ohhh this DOOR. Jack: On a scale of how spoopy, Jack: Where are we on this? Mark: Hoh fuck, we’re pretty spoopy. Mark: We’re pretty spoopy Jack: I mean,
Mark: We’re pretty spoopy Jack: Imminent danger of skeletons is pretty spoopy.. Wade: You’re definitely P spoopy Mark: Hang on, Mark: Wait a minute, Mark: Wait a minute guys, Jack: Wait a seccer… Jack: Wait a seccer…
Mark: Wait a minute guys… Mark: Wait a minute guys… Wade: OW, you knocked me over. Jack: You do that I’ll stay out here. Jack: 4-10 buddy Mark: Ok… Jack: I got you. Mark: What the fuck? Hi Sonic! what the fuck? Mark: Oh Jesus Jack: Dude, I think we’re gonna have to upgrade this to a 2 spooky Mark: This might be too spooky for me Wade: It is too late the skeleton is inside you
Jack: It WAS P spoopy Jack: Its gotten wo- oh you know what Jack: You know how to read Wade: I do Jack: You know how to read the sign that means you’re close Mark: Yeah he is close cause he opened a door
Wade: Or maybe there is Wade: the same poster in another place *Wade giggles*
Mark: no nonono no Bob: O dear
Mark: Jack! I found a watermelon *Gunshots*
Jack: AH *Mark’s Laughter* Jack: I-its not it GOD Don’t scare me Jack: like that
Mark: Oh shit Mark: Oh sorry man Mark: I thought for sure
Jack: Watermelons are my ENEMY Mark: Oh No Bob: Hey I made it Wade: You did good bob
Jack: I- noo Jack: Thats not something I want- oh hey Mark: WATERMELON- oh
*gunshot* Jack: Thats not something I wanna hear Jack: Fuck! Jesus *Group laughter*
Wade: I’m VERY glad I wasn’t a watermelon now Wade: Jeez
Bob: wwaTERMELON Jack: ooO ok Bob: Are you assholes still inside that house? Mark: Yeah, why
Jack: hEY Jack: How ’bout you be nicer to us Bob: Well I’m gonnna get an advantage point, so I can
Jack: OK give us a hint Bob: see you idiots Jack: gimme a hint Wade: um HINT Wade: Im inside-a that house-*Breaks off into giggles* *Bob giggles* Mark: yoU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE CHASING Bob: O right I forgot ’bout that
Jack: yEAH Mark: yeAH Losers Jack: Im usually the one that forgets that Mark: wait a minute
*Gunshot* Bob: Hint! I was chasing you in that house Bob: and I was one of those bottles of bleach in the bathroom Bob: that you looked right at Mark: ooH Okay
Jack: oAWW and I was just about to drink you Mark: awww Wade: I was just tryin’ to milk it for all its worth Wade: o hey
Mark: WHOA! what the fuck Wade: hey Bob: I’m- I can wait
Wade: OW WHY Bob: wa- wai- WAIT! Whoever just ran through a door
*Bomb explosion* Bob: run back run back
Mark: *quietly* o shit Bob: yeah now look up at the window Mark: huh Ahuh Bob: now back up back up till you’re Bob: against the wall by the door Mark: eh
*Glass shattering* Mark: You weren’t the window? Jack: O hey-he Thats pretty fuckin’ good
Bob: Hey Mark: wha Jack: he was on the wall out there Mark: Ohhh- thATS THE WINDOWS Mark: I WAS SMASHING AND YOU SAID I Mark: WAS DUMB *Bob giggles*
*Wade giggles* Jack: well yEAH Mark: heehheHEHA what yeah that’s the point Jack: You were going IN the house Mark: ohhkay Wade: I love this show, Bob Jack: Oh He’s back n the house Bob: naw
Mark: Is he now? Bob: I-is it all the door noises giving it away for you or what *Mark & Jack giggle*
*Wade also giggles* Jack: nnNO
Mark: T-Theres a penis out here Jack: It was the echo of your foot steps Jack: Are you still a clorox bleach Bob: mmMaybe Jack: Thats a firm Negatory Jack: On the bleach-aroo Bob: UH why don’t you just drink some of me Bob: cAUSE YOU SUCK! Bob: Suck at finding- God dammit Fuck you Jack: Hes a VACUUM Jack: No? Bob: No I’m actually just clorox bleach Jack: aH Ok Bob: hEY *Explosion* Mark: whOA
*Jack and Bob Laugh* Mark: WHOA Jack: gOTTEM!
Mark: whwhoa Mark: You gottem! Jack: I found ’em
Bob: Jesu-es christ Mark: Holy shit Jack: I can’t help
Mark: You got that room Bob: I didn’t think you’d be so fuckin’ Wade: I’m interally still embarrassed Wade: ’bout whenever I knew Mark was trashcan Wade: I got scared when mark was the trash can Mark: Hhehehe Jack: I smell what you’re farting
Bob: Not that I was playing with that Bob: but Mark: Huh I smell whats coming outta your ass hole Jack: I smell your sphinct Bob: You smell that stuff leaking out of my anoos? Mark: Dude have you done something new to your sphinct Mark: Thats a nice sphinct Jack: Dude Wade: o hey bob Bob: just walking for once Wade: ‘ey bob Hows your sphinct Bob: Clean and minty fresh Jack: Hows your spanx going bro? Wade: o hey
Mark: ahHHH HA Mark: jesus christ Jack: Not so good heh Mark: NAHHHHHH HA HOO
Mark: WAH Bob: wade wha Hahheh Wade: He’s a tin can Mark: No I’m not Mark: You’re a tin can Jack: These are all good sounds Mark: you’re a tin can Mark: We’re all tin cans Jack: We’re all tin cans Mark: We’re all tin cans? Mark: aAHHHH Wade: You see ’em bob?
Mark: nANOOOOOOOOOO Bob: No hes still out here hes runnin’ around like crazy Mark: aHH FUCK Bob: There you go
Jack: Great Wade: I was going to let you let you run ’till you tried to go inside Mark: ooOAOAOH OH SURE OAOAOH oh okay Alright Mark: Sure yeah whatever Bob: O my god I’m so sneezy
Mark: Quit bein’ dUMB Mark: God, The only reason they got me is cause *Bob sneezes* Mark: they’re so dumb *Bob sneezes*
Bob: *achoo* ha bub wa!
Mark: bless Jack: Heh I know right
Mark: papa bless Bob: nnA Wade: aww Jack which one are ya Jack: Im neither of all of them Mark: hehaheha Wade: Jack just opened a door on me Mark: Taunting laugh Jack: Maybe I opened up several doors Mark: HEH HA HA H EHOH YOU’RE SO STUPID Wade: Bob did you open this door here? Bob: What door
Wade: this one Bob: ‘ey I found him
Jack: are you fuckin’ serious Wade: O look there he goes Mark:*laughter* heh rUNN RUNNN RUUUN Bob: He’s in the green room right now Bob: He’s trying to run away but he’s not Bob: Now he’s in the bathroom Bob: Like a dumb Bob: Now he’s in the green room He’s right here
Jack: No Im nOT Jack: IM nott Bob: Close the doors on him
*mark’s laughter* Wade: Nooo I diiid
*mark’s laughter* Jack: Later buddy
Wade: but he opened it…. *explosion* Bob: wHAT Mark: wow
Jack: HA Mark: You guys are awful HEHEHA Jack: There’s too much line of sight here! Mark: aaAAAHHhh Jack: AHH Jack: AHHH Mark: awww You almost had it ya almost had it Mark: You almost made a good gosh darn fool of that Bob: fuck you t-pose bitch Wade: yEAH
Mark: You just tea-bagging shards Mark: of glass on the ground like yEAH Mark: Im really getting ya now! Mark: On a scale of wrong place to washing machine on the wall Mark: how are- how screwed are you Bob: Alright, alright, fuck. Bob: Alright, dick. Shit. Fuck. Oh Lord, Oh God
Wade: Do you have to be so violent? Jack: He’s on the roof Mark: He’s on the roof? Oh! He IS on the roof. Mark: Well what are you gonna do? Wade: [incomprehensible] ♪Halabala part time guurl ♪ Wade: ♪Jack your’re the one I hold your heart in need ♪ [incomprehensible] ♪jajagibi You make me plead♪ Mark: I’m trying to keep a watch I just don’t know where he’s going. Mark: Welp, nevermind I don’t need to watch anymore. Jack: Nah, he’s stupid. He could’ve left Mark: ooOOP hello! Mark: Bye bob Bob: nO HANG ON! Bob: Wait pause! Mark: I-I’m pausing! Bob: I had an idea but I coudn’t do it! Mark: I’m pausing! Mark: Well stop running if we’re gonna pause! Mark: I’m still pausing! Bob: Hang on! Bob: Hang on! Mark: What’s up? Jack: I didn’t say I’d pause. Bob: I’m gonna go over this way okay? Mark: Okay. Alright, Okay Bob: A littl–uh AH Ah Mark: Hey I’m not shooting at ya.
I’m not shooting at ya Bob: Alright, No I wanna try and get into the tree house and be the big pumkin
Mark: Okay Alright Bob: And you can kill me as the white pumkin okay?
Mark: you know what? You know what Mark: I-I trust you You know I usually EUUGHDon’t trust you But I trust you this time Bob: I don’t know why you wouldn’t trust me Mark: Yeah I don’t know why either, you know? Bob: Like, I’m gonna take the sidewalk so you can see me the whole time. Okay? Mark: Okay, cool! I’m ready for this Mark: This is cool. This is good stuff.
This is good stuff Mark: I feel together. I feel like, REALLY together. Bob: Okay, I can’t get in into the tree house from here Also I’m crying right now cuz my eyes are watering But I don’t want to give up on this idea. Mark: Okay get in the tree house
Bob: I’m gonna go up the ladder Mark: Okay go up Bob: Okay
Jack: Hey Buddy! Mark: Alright, You’re up there Bob: Hi Bob: Aw you CAN’T become this pumkin ALL: OH YEAH; OH NO. Bob: Goddamn Bob: I literally cried for that shit to happen Mark: Awww, I’m sorry Bob: What the hell is happening? My eyes! It hurts Wade: Well, maybe you shouldn’t have rubbed them earlier Wade: ASSWAGON Bob: I didn’t scratch my cornea, Wade. Jack: [mocks] ASSwagon Bob: I just saw Wade’s enraged reign in your chat Jack: You fucking charriot of tits! Mark: Hi Jack.. Bob: Hi. Jack: AHH Mark: Jesus! Mark: Well that does not bode well for me
Jack: OOOHHHHH Jack: OOOH(transitions to giggles) Jack: You can come in and out from there Mark: Yeeaaaahh
Jack: OoOoOoOhhh Jack: Yeah you should be good Bob: Mark, what the fuck? Where’d you go? Jack: Maybe less good now Bob: Mark’s a cinder block. Where the fuck did he just go? Mark: *Evil Laughter* Jack: How’d you lose him? Mark: I don’t know. I don’t know, they’re bunch of dumbs Wade: Bob! Every door is open, he could’ve left at any point Mark: no nO NO No no Mark: It reALLy didn’t work well for him that’s all im saying Bob: I think I know were Mark is actually Mark: WhERe pfft Jack: Say it out loud and I’ll say if you’re right Bob: He’s in the big pit where the giant skeleton is.. *Mocking laughter* Jack: You are incorrect Mark: I’m in the big pit? *Continued laughter* Jack: Who even-who even thinks that? Mark: Do you even have a brain?Jack: Lame-o! Wade: Oh that’s you I was like “Who’s throwing stuff at me?” Bob: Mark’s right there he’s a bottle he’s on the other side of that fence I just saw that! Mark: Nu’uh! Nu’uh! NU’uh Bob: No he’s behind you! Mark: aaAAAaaah I hit a barrel! I hit a barrel! Wade: HE’S A CINDER BLOCK Mark: I’m a barrel! No I’m not Bob: He’s a big barrel! Mark: waAAaay fuck you Jack: He’s a barrel now that can’t be him Mark was a cinder block! Mark: Aww shit! *Laughs all round* Bob: You just killed a stranger! Dumb! Wade: Oh my God I did! I’m so sorry! Jack: I think were bad at being props Mark: MMMMM Bob: I think all of us might be idiots Mark: I did pretty good ’cause I-I gave them the ringer when I was in the building and escaped J: You did M: I gave them the slip.
B: Yeah I-
W: We did get the old, um, ringer. J: I’ll start shoving shit around. M: I’ll start inserting things in my ass. B: um M: That’ll help *Bob laughing* J: Did you-did you just leave? *Bob laughing* M: Hmmmmm B: Um NO J: Did you do it? Did you do what I think you did?
B: No B: No it’s fine, this is fine. Don’t worry about it. J: Oh maan *Bob laughing again* J: Oh man. I heard another door. M: Oh no that was me upstairs. Did you get goofed? Did they goof you? B: That was Mark up here don’t worry about it.
M: Are you covered in goof juice? J: The door down here opened and someone left.
M: OH NOO M: Oh there’s so much gooftoplasm everywhere-WOAH
J: [unintelligible] OH *uses grenade*
B: *high pitched scream* M: Woah hoh ho aho
B: What the fuck man? J: You can’t be bleach again
M: Woah. That’s a little extreme. B: I didn’t mean to be bleach. I was a paint can and I accidentally became bleach. M: Alright.
J: Ahh B: I was trying to become a frying pan but you can’t be those. M: Okay, Wadeywoo. J: That sucks. M: Where you at Wadeywoo? J: Oh god there’s a fuckin’ room with dolls in it.
W: I am… around M: Around huh?
J: It’s a pentagram of dolls B: CAN you find him? So duh. B: Can you find him? M: I-I get it. I get it.
J: CAN OF B: So da can you find him? J: *laughs* he’s a so da can B: He’s literally running laps around someone right now in a-in a not too obvious but kinda funny way J: Okay, indoors? outdoors? B: Mmm there’s still two minutes left. M: Woah, I saw something
B: That was a great fucking clue M: I saw something!
B: *laughing* God damn Wade M: I saw something Waad. B: Wade doesn’t give a shit about doors.
W: NO *laughs*
B: He opens them, he closes them. M: What’s going on Wade? Huh? W: Nothing. What’s going on with you?
J: I don’t have a grenade anymore so you’re on your own with that. M: I got a gre na de
B: Oh god please, please Wade B: Woah
*BOOM* M: BOW
J: NICE W: SHIT I was doing that the whole match. M: Nononono I don’t think you were. No, I-I intended to leave it- W: Yeah and every time Jack heard a door open, you were like “Oh that’s me upstairs” and I was like “NOPE it was me” J: I-I broke my game. It’s constantly vibrating B: Awesome B: sexy
J: *laughs* M: Wow
W: Well, see ya Jack J: You can-you can’t jump out of the tree-house then? No? M: Yeah that’s-you gotta jump for the hill. That’s what I did before. That was my error. B: There’s also a stack of boxes on the-on the back side across the fence you can jump on. W: Why’d you immediately jump off? J: ‘Cause you came up! M: Hey , why are you throwing things out of that tree house? Come on, don’t be so rude. M: Don’t be so rude! Don’t be so rude
W: Oh Mark exists. He’s a prop somewhere. M: Hey I see you on that, I see you on there, on that, tree top, the tree house M: I see you, I see you right now. Yeah, hi, waving to you.
B: Do you see me?
J: Bob, you’re no where close B: I’m not in the tree tops dummy. J: No, you’re out picking up watermelons.
M: Wade then? Whoever that is.
B: Yeah, I’m doing stuff.*gunfire* M: They’re a goof. HA what a goof shot. What a goofy shot. J: This man is a pervert. If seen contact Dwight Schrute.
M: What a goof. What a-what a -what a straight up goof. M: Straight up goof man. W: *drops grenade*
M: AH FUCK B: Wow. I didn’t even need-
M: Were you looking at me? It did not look like you were looking at me. W: I was looking at you. I was watching you slide to the ladder. M: Ahh man!
*Bob and Wade laughing* B: Ha ha
M: I thought I got in there
W: I didn’t see you until you walked into the ladder. M: I know, yeah, but I was like, it was like you were looking straight out the whole time when I was doing it. M: Damn it! *serious voice* It comes down to this. It comes down to this guys. B: This is the pivotable-pivit-pivibable thing W: You okay Bob? M: You alright Bob?
B: This is the thing. Do it M: Oh, I see a toilet *laughs* W: What do you mean?
M: There’s just a-there’s just a walking toilet. M: With the-with the top part
J: Beware of the spooks M: the top part and everything
B: Why you reading my sign Jack? B: I’m literally standing right in front of you right now J: In front of me? B: Not when you turned to your left. B: Now I’m standing right behind you. B: Now I’m standing right to your left. W: Hi
M: Oh hi. *laughs*
B: Now I’m right in front of you. W: How’s it goin’?
M: Ah, it’s pretty good you know? It’s alright. M: How’s being a-how’s being a toilet? B: I’m T’d up for you Jack
W: I mean, it’s pretty cool actually. B: I’m T’d up right here man.
M: It bring a lot of value to this tree house, you being a toilet M: Because there wasn’t a toilet in this tree house before.
W: Yeah, I thought so too
*Jack laughing* B: Hi, you see me?
W: Well, I wanted to up the quality for resale M: You sure did *Mark and Wade laughing* M: Alright.
J: How the…? B: *gasps*
W: BOB NO *everyone but Mark laughs*
M: Woaaahh that’s embarrassing. J: Did you get scared ’cause Jack was coming? B: Yeah, well I was trying to use my back ladder escape. Didn’t work. W: Oh we gotta vote, we gotta vote M: I’m not voting W: Nevermind we’re not voting. *outro music*