You… You! Blithering idiot. [groaning] Imbecile. Lunch is served. Idiot! What are you trying to do?
Poison me? No. Well from now on, all my food
is gonna be hypoallergenic. Dear Mora, I’m having a swell time here at the insane asylum. [screaming] it would be nice if you could
come and visit me sometime. Wish you could read. Ren. [moaning] Stupid raving fool. You’ve been using my
Robert Gullet party wig as a coffee filter again, haven’t you? Ah, sure thing, Ren. [phone ringing] Hello. Ah, it’s for you, stupid. Wham, wham, wham! Numb skull. Oooh. – Aw!
– What a he-dog! Don’t stay out in the sun too long, Ren. You know you have delicate skin. Be quiet, you idiot! Can’t you see I’m operating? Ah… My faithful idiot is preparing
the repast for tonight’s guests. The… soup. [snorting] Okey-dokey. Don’t play stupid with me. Or don’t you remember? I’m the stupid one now! There, there, Ren.
You’re not stupid. Yes I am. For living this lie. Everyone always liked you better. I never understood it.
You of all people. Being stupid and bloated and… Wait a minute. Eh, that’s it! [laughing] Take it easy, Ren. You fool! Don’t you see?
Don’t you get it? Everyone always loves
the stupid fat guy. And that’s me! [laughing] Would you like to share? Well, I have this roommate, see. And uh, he sometimes makes me mad. And, uh… Pray, continue. And… oh, yeah!
I smack him. [burping] He smacks his roommate? So, what qualifications do you have? Open your eyes, nab! We’re connected, you idiot! Two heads, two different species,
we’re freak material! That’s nothing special. Take a load of this! Now that’s freaky. Dear Stimpy, I love you. You are funny. You are the funniest in the whole world. And you’re the nicest too. You are nice to everybody. Even that ugly thing who yells at you. What is he anyway? A mosquito? What? Your biggest fan, Cindy. Oh, you’re asking for it. Dear Cindy,
there’s no such thing as me. I am just a cartoon, you idiot. I bet you even believe
in the tooth beaver. Love, Stimpy.