Monster Hunter Freedom Unite VS Newbie Hunter – 1

How the fuck do I make a potion? What’s that sound? What the fuck is… [Suprised] Can I open this? Wait… There’s a kick button? “Don’t kick the baby” Do I have any- I don’t have anything with me! What the fuck? Oh, wait. There’s another chest here. That I also cannot open?!? Man, this is going just purrfectly. Where’s the map button? Well, that’s pretty fucking useful. What the fuck, there’s no map here? They are taking my health quite quick. Oh my god. fug k fug u mang Gonna charge my… Dood, I need to heal. I’m gathering a lot of stuff from this- “There’s nothing else here.” Well, fuck you then. [I need to stop swearing so much] That’s the art of hitting nothing… It’s super effective! I’m not hitting a fucking thing! oh my gawd fug FUG oH mY gAwD “I’m fallen and I can’t get up.” Gotcha. NAH, get that shit away from me! Nice… Easy! [Worried laughter] What? There’s a cat stuck… [Unable to complete sentences] What the fuck is that cat doing? I need to complete a mission first to get the Palicos with me. Damn, that Palico is holding tight, man! So is the game gonna tell me what gives me HP? Gonna go with tought meat, sounds like something that would buff my- Oh, I need to get another meal? Okay. I don’t know. Scalefish. [Confused] [Angry and confused] “Fuckin’ RAW” Just wanna open this chest, man. Why can’t I open this… Well, now I can! There’s a map here, o-okay. Alright, let’s climb up here. Maybe there’s stuff up here. “What a thrill” “With darkness and silence through the night” [Raiden, do you remeber what day is tomorrow?] Hey, there. Are you the guy that I need to kill? What the fuck was that attack? That was painful as fuck, what the fuck. “Slay the blancos” I’m having a really hard time finding these guys. Are these the ones? These monkeys fellas? Dude, what the fuck are you doing back hopping? Hold on. Gonna throw a knife at ya. Oh no, they are both coming at me. Take that! Oh well… Fuck this guy up. His fucking head just deflected my greatsword? What the fuck? Please, let me heal. What the fuck? My fucking greatsword wasn’t able to hit his ass. Strong as a fucking rock, what the fuck? Fuck that, doing this one. Popo tongues… What the fuck is a Po- [Having problem spelling the name] Yeah, forgot to eat too. I’m probably fine. Just a gathering quest. [Very wrong] [Another what the fuck] Stand still, man. Stand sti- wuat? [Laughing at old game limitations] Oh, cutscene. K, this is getting a little spooky now. Something’s up. Oh fuck, it’s that little shit that fucked us up in the intro. I need to fight him? “YOU SONAFABITCH” WHAT THE FUCK! No, I’m fucking outta here. Fuck you! “I’LL END YOU!” Okay, I got a herb. Can I combine- Lemme see something. Can I combine potion with… That little thing. No, I can’t. How the fuck do I make a potion? What’s that sound? What the fuck is- “Suprise, motherfucker!” Fuck you. Oh, my stamina. [Random yeah] What the fuck was that. He threw ice at me? “DON’T FUCKING RUN AWAY FROM ME!” Fuck off. This is turning into a quite tense quest, man. What, I didn’t got his tongue? oh no That’s bullshit. That’s some bullshit. “Oh shit, I’m sorry~” Okay, I’m outta here. Yeah, that was easy. Didn’t even break a sweat. [Not true] Thanks for watching the video til the end, hope you enjoyed it. 🙂 I said “what the fuck” way too many times lol consider donating a girlfriend to my patreon or iceborne for pc