J: We just got to Koh Phi Phi and we are in the minimal clothing possible; like the least amount of clothing possible. J: Crouched down like that too? D: Yeah. J: Okay, so yeah, here’s some updates: we came to this ridiculous hotel. I think we walked up seven flights of stairs with huge bags but this is the view Came just in time for the rain. On the way up, there were signs that were like: “Keep windows closed; beware of monkey thieves” I am excited to see a monkey thief. D: I want a monkey thief! J: I put my bra out there to see, like if they steal the bra… D: You just don’t wanna wear a bra! J: I don’t wanna wear bras. J: So anyways, just arrived in Koh Phi Phi, it’s looking good to me; It’s raining, but I’m excited to get in the water. You ready? D: No. D: Yes… D: Yeah okay… *laughs* You got me with that one! *Jo laughs* D: Nothing says Damon and Jo more than packing up every single night and goin’ somewhere new… Damn, is that the new bikini?! J: You better believe that’s my $7 bikini from Thailand. D: I’m a little disappointed that last night there no… like… (Jo: Monkey?) sudden MONKEY ATTACK! J: Do you see the issue here? D: Well I don’t know who thought it was a bright idea to bring like a rolling duffel bag suitcase to Thailand. (J: This is actually not a bad idea…) J: But no, the only thing that’s making me upset is that I had to pack for like COLD Europe, then I had to pack for HOT Thailand, (D: Hold that thought.) then COLD Connecticut. J: That’s not a monkey. D: Ah! That was a good – ah! J: You found a mosquito- D: Look it’s in my shoe! J: That is silly; but you know what I have for that? You have the spray, and I have… the lid – just kidding. *Damon laughs* D: NEXT! I tried… I’m gonna try it again. *sighs* NEXT! D: No! J: No. D: I am waking everybody up though- G-give em’ an original. Look at the view (J: I can’t do this.) and surprise them. I can’t do this – cause it’s like so tranquil and this is like my Muay Thai class; like this is how I felt during Muay Thai. D: Wanna do it later during Pad Thai? J: Imma do it later. Remember yesterday when we went to the restaurant and I literally ate 3 spring rolls by myself, a plate of Phat si-io, AND fried rice? D: Let’s not forget the Mojito! Ohhh! J: Okay the mojito was the best part. Goodbye. *Damon laughs* J: Let’s get outta here before they kick us out. (D: I’m good – I’m good, I’m good.) D: All of this for $30 a night- total. It’s $15 per person. J: Duh-duh duh duhh (D: Zamnn) duh duh duhhhh- D: Now that’s some water. J: Here we are – Koh Phi Phi; Damon and Jo have made it. Time to… spend 10 minutes in the water before the sun goes fully down. D: I am happy that no one’s over here. J: Me too! This is where they call “Nice Beach” soo when you get up over here, come to Nice Beach. I think this is Nice Beach – it’s not even on the map! D: Uh-uh. J: Cause it’s Koh Phi Phi! Thank you. Goodbye.