Hey, how’s it going bros? My name is Peeewdiepie We’re playing Uncharted 4, We just managed to escape from Scotland, and now we’re going to Madagascar. In a train. I mean a plane (well done pewds) Yes! That was a close call. He always copies me! All the time! *Chuckles* Yeah, how soon? That guy is mustache goals [laughs] Oh yeah we got… That’s not much of a clue. Sounds awesome. The treasure’s bigger than even expected! Hoe hoe, holy shit… *Chuckles* No that’s all we got. nate’s got something…yeah he always gotta look at that sneaky bastard wadda does it say over there… i guess we got some advantages…alright OOOH that sony product placement!!! *takes whiff of imaginary blunt* that seems to be a reoccurring thing eh Microsoft did the same thing with their phone man they are really…competition in so many things i never realized stop lying to her! she knows *covers mouth* gasp she knows aw dont lie to your wife, Nate, you can’t do that ay we’re in Africa and shit *wtf pewds? we’re in shit?* that’s awesome look at that are we gonna drive the car? i hope so hell yeeeeah oh we are! *asthma attack* alriiight chapter 10 yeeeaah *cough* oh come on! again? faze blare *spits for no reason* *spits again* sorry i got hair in my mouth whaoo look at that fucking shit i mean i can’t see it now because of the fucking tree can we go down here no, no lets not do that this game is so kewl i love it so much road hog randles heell yeeah motherfucker lets go this whoaa god might get a little bumpy but we’re doing fine take a look… what are we doing here exactly? haha am i supposed to jump across here? ’cause i don’t think i can do that this is a puzzle where could i go then? *randomly cuts…* oh, we coulda just climbed *all veteran players face palm at this moment* okay, got it alright *is that a cap to something?* we can do a little treasure hunting on the way, that’s cool hi guys let’s go damn look at this place so jealous, nate gets to do all the cool – aaah look at this pahahahahaha fuck you * rip jennifer* alright hand brake do some sliding huhaha what are we doing? yeeaah you KNOW there’s gonna be a car chase (is that so?) the fuck are we doing? i love it. it’s so fun. so detailed it’s amazing rickity rickity ooh oh are we crossing that bridge? oh i think we are amazing let’s go okay we gotta go up here ohhh boy it begins c’mon bessie cmon bubba yea that’s it just don’t look back i’m so tempted! always backseat drivers (they are dead weight) fuck ’em (agreed) oh we’re gonna go up here ohhh c’mon cuuuh mon there it is… oh god are we going up here? look at the mud it looks so real ok i don’t think we can go here just take it the other way iiit’s fine, dooon’t worry look at this this is where the lion king was shot we’re fine, we’re fiiine yeah oh god uh down here i suppose fpppppht ohh my spine its gone (wat) and its gawn do we go in here? (that’s what he said) hey buddies wat teh fook is there like an achievement for ruining all these? i feel like there is, i missed one before LET’S GO not a problem (huh) mmm slight problem (yeah) big problem this part is sooo strange, i never – (wut) i dun even know alright? fuck you bitch argh why did i skip that other one? i felt bad for – okay we goin down here and i forget uhh its not moving what the fuck was that why dont we just walk, how about that? oh boy… okay okay i think this is our stop yeah you just stay, old man ah those sons o’ bitches well i better keep licking my mustache lick lick lick classic classic nate outfit mmm, so sexy no chest hair, he shaves (nice observation there pewds) oh, here we go look at this veiw its incredible *le sniff* aaaaah… africehh *more sniffing. wtf* (africagasm) afri – oh god i died (what?) (oh. okay) mmmmwhatcha sayyy rip pewds did sewicide (facepalm) i really thought i could do that jump *sadly they didn’t* alriiight now what? supposed to climb this thing? okay, alright that was the key (wat fookin key m8) got it ooh treasure *you have acquired the bannana dildo* okay so this how you get up ohh ohhh ho ho oh my goddd… a banana? bananah i – i can guess what get ready to get your fuckin car up which button is it to hook? i suppose i need uhh… a car? aw god that’s disgusting! agh no i know what to do with it, don’t worry about it old man mkay let’s not fuck this up (good luck with that) oh you could literally walk hahahaha alright i love how you have to walk around, its so fun let’s do a double lap i can’t, i literally can’ t can i jump over? i can! huhhurhuh just to be safe awh shit fuck i can’t reach it (mmm whatcha say) i seriously can’t reach it *sssmuhahahaha* well fuck it, one it is huhuh shut up what is he doing? not even a problem can’t he do it? alright back in the car guys funfunfunfun lookin forward to teh weekend i wonder what’s gonna happen there’s obviously bound to be a plot tw- gad fuckin dammit gad – go up we’re gettin closer to the volcano here we go, here we go! no! bad idea! bad idea! ohh my god Fuuuhuahahh OH, that’s good *wtf* gotta take a shit it just seems very unlikely that they could bring treasure all the way over here i dunno, alright i dunno look at that mud tho so beautiful i didn’t know there was so much mud in africehh (it’s called mudagascar for a reason. smh) or, in madagascar alright, we keep going all the people have gone here before so surely… (pewds? you alive?) surely we can’t be the only one after this… ah fink a brerk somefin where we suppose to go? here? shut up is that a weapon? no? we got something hey look its you bros! (rude) i’m kidding, i’m kidding, alright calm down (no) hi guys found a lil token not a big deal glad we did that *hmtuhh* whaaat are we doing here? oh, we go up here *booom* ohh they’re here (well noticed) how is it possible? i suppose they have a point as well i don’t like how he’s lying to his wife he’s gonna get fucked y’know? (only ’cause its pewds controlling him) don’t worry guys, i got this (yeah right) yeeah oh my god what the fuck is this? oh okay we’re fine are we gonna drive through – we’re – we’re gonna – okay alright follow my lead (that’s a bad idea) bimbadaboombadabang goodnight *rip guy* *evil pewds laughter* oh god they got a sniper aah its fine aah aargh fuck’s sake alright, we’re gonna have to take this don’t shoot me, AIIIEE awkward we should probably take that sniper out alright i’ll park you guys here, alright? you guys just chill papa nate’s got this (pffft yeah right) alright just listen to nate or nateynooty as i like to call me poodiepie alright (i should start counting all these alrights. pewds u need to expand ur vocab jesus christ) we can deal with those guys look how blind they are love it fuckin idiot what is that guy doing with the box? hahaha oh god push him out so far so good shuT UP how do i get up here? oh god, hurry hurry hurry hurry hurry get uup, get up get up get uuup (don’t pressure the poor guy :c) nice okay we’re fine ooh oooh hello okay i’ll take these thank you alright (pewds…) how do i get up there? here maybe? i’m gonna get the sniper and then fuckin sniper everyone that should be fun woa, dude, you’re pretty cool got the biggest gun too alright (smh) where’s the sniper gone not here? higher up? ooo he almost saw us he’s right there no bueno what’s the best way to do this? alright now he changes position okay (that’s noisy as fuck?? they don’t hear that?? or is this assassins creed ai??) i suppose we can just say hi (the genuine hi while looking down the barrel of a sniper) goodnight huhuhuh *rip stealth* aw shit, they got reinforcments awh come onn fuck (me) alright (srsly) *rip* *directed by micheal bay* dun worry about it *hardscopes 4dayz* yeah i – i did that oh god i aim like a potato (i’m glad u caught on) aw god that’s just painful alright let’s just…… alright (fuc k you) let’s uuh try and suck less dick, alright? i mean that coulda gone better (coulda) who’s shooting me, like there’s so fuckin many alright i’m fine everyone calm doown just gotta get ’em all guys please baa buh ba baaa ba b- (indiana jones for plebs who live in bunkers) bish (yea u get ’em pewds) my turn let’s do it again fuck hahahahah *OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* alright another one *FUCKING REKT* uh nudder one alright i think we can just go now that was fun *PLEASURE.mp3* i don’t think it’s gonna be THAT easy (well i mean… if pewds can do it) where’s that car? ah, thanks game appreciate cha! i think we made that a lot harder for ourselves not gonna lie 0.o m- fuck it suppose we’ve could’ve just …
driven on through feels like i’m wearing nuthin’ at awl nuthin’ at awl … oh god aw geez (or cheese. the world will never know) OAP – SAHR – SCUS – S – SKEWSZ – SCUSI (u ok pewds) OH, KAY. HERE WE GO. AAAAAAWW – SHH – PFFFT *mocks sullyboi* deez pahrites really need 2 wurk on dere INFRAHSTRUCTCHA WADISZDA – admiral akbar? AAAND, DAS HOWITS DUN! back it up *refuses to move again haha ily car* c’mon buddy c’mon now AAAAAAAWWLMOST there! come on, buddy *TIMBER* WHOO! YEEAH! PFFT, hah that’s what she said i’m so sorry okay let’s see what this volcano’s got Ow. ’cause she’s a bitch (FEAST YER EYEZ, PEWDS) (PLEASURE2.mp3) awh shit good point look at this shit (why do i get the feeling you’re not supposed to swear in subtitles?) (i mean, cmon, this is pewds) (pls) (pls?) (i like my accuracy) (i mean…) (whatever) 15 years, “pretty much it” fuckin hell how do we know? they ALWAYS blow shit up, like, why would they….. *pewds goes with it*
okay where’re we going? tahahhah woa i wanted to hear the story (me tooo fuck shoreline) mmkay why are they taking a picture? (snapchat stories these days. smh) what? okay, well, that’s our way to get in, i suppose *mocks mercenary*
“sure thing, buddy” haay bahddy that’s nice! Hey, got ‘nades ‘n’ (dump)! Oh! That gun looks — f — like fun! Awrite, let’s take ’em out, one by one. (sings)
One, by one, I be searching for somethin … (still singing)
something that would come … Oh, he’s looking through the window. Bye. They’re STILL taking the pictures? R u serious? Oh! R u serious! They didn’t see me! That’s amazing! Just one more — TWO more guys. “Alright, then”. “I suppose it was nothing”. Don’t worry! It … *exhales with a hint of chuckle/scoff* Alright, mate, alright. Your – you’re the last guy, c’mon! I wanna get him with this new gun. Save ‘im for me! Ohh! Bulls-eye! That was fun! Teh, heh, ha, hah!
(gasp, gasp) I like that! It’s cool. Wait. Was there more ‘nades? Think we could use ’em. Ehh, kay. Swear did I – There it is! Okay. Nice. Alright, I guess we just keep going through! HUP! HYEAH! HUH! I feel like this game has GREAT replay ability(replayability isn’t a word) – – even though it’s very story-based – – because of the – the gameplay is still so solid. Uhh, by itself. Does that make sense?
(I don’t know, you tell ME) I don’t know what I”m talking about.
(Whut?) I’m just enjoying myself.
(Okaay …) Playing this game, a’ight? That’s all I got. We go here? Why don’t we take THEIR truck? It seems WAY better. (Agreed …) How did they get … ALL those people here before us? That’s crazy. Okay, I guess, follow the smoke. Got it. AW! Come on. *cringe* Don’t lean over! We’ll never hear his story. Should we check it out? View’s too amazing now, too, okay. Look at this sh – (f-bomb) (crap). OH MAI GAWD We can’t climb it? Can we just talk to him? TCHEH! (heartbeat) (heartbeat) Hmm. Oh, yea, it’s been a while since Nate bes on an an adventcha! Alright, let’s get going. This is so beautiful! Mmm-yeah. No, I don’t see any. This looks more like a puzzle. This is definitely a puzzle. Okay. *ponders* OH! Sorry! Look at all the boats ‘n’ (ships). Awrite. We’re gonna climb this one. I think there’s gonna be a battle here. I mean, I have a feeling. (That ta-night’s gunna be a good night!
I’ll stop now, srry) We can’t climb?! Come on! C’mon!!! Yeeaah. That’s it! That’s it, m8, let’s get some ammo, actually. I’m not a kid, dad. Kay? Now what? Where do we go? Awrite, eye c, I see. It’s – it’s … tricky. I like it, though. Oh, so we ARE supposed to go here. Interesting. Always. OAP! OHHHHHHH!!!! Cheeze-its! That box was s – snice. I like how he calls me “kid”. It’s so cute. Thaet box. What if we need it? FROG – let’s bring it. Wait, HE’S driving the car now? Don’t f*&k with me, Boxy, I [email protected] boxes before. That’s right, *woof*. THERE IT IS! Um. … No? Okay, apparently not. HOHHHH, GAWD. Well, it’s a – “GRENADE TIME”. Holy, SHOT. Well, that’s ONE way to do it, I suppose. *QUACK* Oh, they are (indistinct) too. You KNEW there was gonna be battle because you saw – I saw the red crates, or whatever. What’s the other one? Okay, we’re gonna take THAT guy out. Oh, 4 FOCK’S sake. I shouldn’t have wasted ALL my ‘nades, maybe. Oh, GAWD (x2) C’mon, lemme reload!!! Okay, who’s next? FACK – who’s shooting?! DAM. S. O. B. Oh, man, that was frickin bad move I’m trying! (Try harder!) Jesus. (WELP, THAT”S ALL I COULD DO HERE. KURT F. OUT) (u did well dude. i here now. never fear) jesus chriist oh say hello to this guy one shot kill, nice oh oh, fuck’s sake thanks buddy this is getting intense, man fuck’s sake, i’m dead no i’m not *rip* dammit just edit that out (no) fuckin hell *intense* *boom boom bang bang *kill* *booosh* *yes more bang* *iufhiewrue* hey, i made it- never mind where da fook is he m8? there he is alright just wait for it *pewpewpew* well done everyone *hmhuhahah* alright that was that nice one pewds good call *hyeheh* more is gonna show up now, i know it (is that so?) goddamn this is a lot of work, man is he driving now? no just sitting there (whut) wonder if i can jump? i’ll do this way so fuckin awesome alright here we go, we’re in we’re inn alright let’s go babeh good times good times are ahead fuck these crates (no thanks) dammit i missed no problem i’ll come back to you later, crates sorry, did that on purpose (yeah right) not a big deal surely someone found this place before us, y’know what i mean? (pewds asking the serious questions) okay, let’s not hit the thing let’s not – someone put that – argh sorry thanks nate i like how nate is criticizing the game very meta, i like it ah, we’re gonna have to pull that shit again yeah and alcazar seems like a nice guy who will surely just take half anyway alright, let’s do this oh god OHH OOOHH WHIT OH ah we’re fine we’re fine guys JEESUSS hold on a sec no problem what the fuck. uuuh ahh gotta go back in the car, i suppose can’t fuckin climb anywhere *concentrating pewds* (is he alive?) *concentrating pewds* (no?) *concentrating pewds* its easy, not a problem i do this shit everyday thanks tree ‘preciate ya *hahaha* *hahahaha* *hahahahahaha* ohh that’s good *tuhah* alright, there’s the tower let’s do it, i hope this- AH GOD didn’t really look, did i? (nope) its okay almost are we driving? *casually crash the car* yes (?? wtf) can we go around? yep its a gate, which means another puzzle (no shit) alright climb? no okay we gotta walk around that’s cool i don’t mind (i do???? i’m tired asf rn but what am i doing? adding subtitles to you walking around a fuckin building) its cool just enjoying the view, not a big deal very nice smells good go here? this is a special place, i can tell look at dat (ass) you are right, nate, you are so wise so wise whaddabout here? we could blow this door open *boop* *boop* *boooop* theere it is where did gramps go? gramps you coming? fuck yeeah barrels (oh no) uuhh… bookshelf sam another one well whaduya know about that huh? i got one of these *booom* not any more *tuhahah* i bet you could find nates around if you look around but we don’t need to do that ’cause i scavenged beforeee ’cause i am a whoree c’mon what a fucker wooa another sigil ooo and this one is avery’s he’s got a lot riding on this y’know, fair enough, for a game i have a feeling that alcazar is gonna get to our wife (i swear pewds cares more about her than nate does) because he did say about nate and if he knows about nate, he’ll find the wife *sigh* which is not good for us not good at all yeah, where is the fuckin treasure? look at that shit, it looks so fuckin cool the amount of detail in this game just blows my fuckin mind here he is you were right pull his penis sorry, i’m sorry (no you’re not) *hahah* *hahahah* where the fuck did that come from? *the moment they notice it the bad guys show themselves. smh game how cliche* jeesuss oh my god, more? (me too felix, me too) hey catch, guys, catch *boomz* look at this fuck *uhfukhfkusrfhwukafrhg* the fuck is up with you? (well yknow… you didnt shoot at him a million times or anything…) oh what the fuck? good times are ahead, guys another one okay they’re easy, you just shoot ’em in the head uh oh! (we’re in trouble, something’s come along and its burst our bubble…) *boop* where you goin? that coulda gone better (coulda) ‘kay we’re doing well OOOHH nice that’s it babeh love it okay i think i got ’em all nuh *tsshhuh* take that back ‘kay, is that it? good fun let’s never do that again ow *hmhuhh* just hangin’ around, not a big deal what? what is that? (its fuckin bad news) what is that? what is that??? yeh we do split up i have a baad feeling about this, maan got a bad feeling about this ohh boi, nate is sweating i like it, so sexy (wtf) chapter eleven hidden in… plain sight knew it before it even said it woaa holy shit hi guys just uhh, good ole poodiepie here heya how you doin man? yea? yea you sellin’ or are you buyin’? yea? oof ooh lemme…. //wtf u on about pewds hey, sc – scuse me, scuuuse, scuuuse me, scusmeh oh, touched someone’s ass (mine) sorry i’m a married man (sad face) scuse me look how detailed this is oooh that’s some sexy shit right there man (kinky) oh, discount *hahaha* *pewds has been mesmorised by nate’s super haggling skills* *not that he’d need them wid all dat u tube money* what? *huhuhuh* you can get a treasure this is a random bonus okay, that’s cool i’ll take it this guy peeling bananas? #don’t judge hey good fun man, live your life fufill your dreams, man oo- watch what you gotta do, man woa these are awesome, i want one (shoreline already stole ur treasure m8, get a move on n stop lookin round a market) okay…its a weird change of pace to be here yes please can you walk around with your gun exposed? in a city like this? one thing about this game is that you never eat not really, its not the only one, but y’know what i mean okay, i guess we go in here been hearing a lot of noises, its my neighbour i don’t know what they want from me they think i haven’t been playing it much okay, well, scratches are implying this way *nhuh* damn, just damn okay, i never want this game to end, i’m serious so fuckin cool oh another sigil? they really fuckin hid this thing, man to be honest, to hide all the treasure in one spot that’s a fuckin terrible idea hide it in different locations (pewds evil mastermind: confirmed) oh woaa okay its climbing time ahh i love this shit its a puzzle, ain’t it? *nyhuh* i’m scorpion *uhhuhahah* oh no okay, in this order sallt- salt, that’s easy to remember okay where’s the scorpion? right there we gotta ring that bell first… okay, we can do that alright, let’s do thiis uhm, hook it up like slapping a nice butt (ok…) is he not calling him? (he tried) oh my god whaddo i do here? uhm… i think i can do it *uhhuhuh* sorry alright, we’re going down thanks ‘preciate ya uugh its so cool goddamn alright and now… oh god, we’re gonna have to be fast are we going down, or…? yeah we are now we gotta wait again okay i got it, i got it i’m stupid (glad u caught on) my bad or am i? am i stupid? (yes) what come on, come on, come onn nice OOoOooHhH ooooOoOoo hah, asking him if he’s okay whaddabout me? are we gonna climb this shit? i think we are okay we are oh my gad i’m nervous k? oh okay, i get it we’re going here oh god *euuueeu* its making me so anxious HUh Uhuhh go down, ohhh god, oh god i thought it was gonna squeeze my fingers jesus nate, this is INSANE so fucking cool i have the biggest boner for this game (for nate*) like, i can’t, its fully fledged out c’mon c’mon just jump, just- fuck’s sake there we go *hahaha* alright scorpio i was *DNNNNGGG* alright we’re gonna climb this whole fuckin thing jeesuss uUuhHUh okay no? we’re goin- nate, nate pls please nate okay, here we go hUhuUeh go go, go, go, go go, faster- OoOhHH my god this is crazy but here’s my numbaahh~ where we going now? i suppose we go there, but there it is – oOOohH he’s dead, he’s literally dead *DNNNGG* its cus i did it in the wrong order i have to uhh do aquarius first and this one last, so i suppose we… we’re going down later but this is still the right way, don’t worry shoulda thought of that uhm…. okay so how do we get up here? uhm, i don’t know there’s aquarius, okay i see now jum down, ow what sign are you? (libra power) *DDNNG* uhh.. leo next wherever the fuck leo is, i don’t fuckin know (he’s asleep next to me. unless you were talking bout the sign, not my cat?) getting his oscar, or some shit i bet its the highest one k, well… i don’t even know how to get the fuck up there don’t squeeze your fingers, please can i go here? good boy, nate this is scorpio let’s see again… leo taurus… leo. its right there, how did i miss it? okay, well, fuck it and that’s taurus its up there could you stop writing for a second? jesus christ (well i mean… i’ve been writing subtitles for almost 4 hours now) ya nerd (rude) uhh.. any second now any- okay fuck it fuck – fuc k you *huhhuhh* ohHhh boiii, u crazy i did this whole way wrong didn’t i? no? okay good fun its fuckin amazing go up, dude what, do you wanna die? (yes) *insert angry taurus ppl* this game really makes me miss ?? man c’mon *DDDNNNG* there, you learned damn, that’s so fuckin cool there’s avery are you serious? (unfortunately so) ohai thanks stair *tuhuhaha* what does it say in th- let’s up up up up to the top oh boi this looks great are you serious? okay… maybe we can slow it down? or we can climb, as always its kinda what we do ohhhhh well, well, well OooOOOoOH hahaha nope, that was not fun, nate o – okay, we’re outside now, why not? oh what the fuck? are we gonna climb the dial? i think we’re gonna climb the dial i know you’re part of a movie but this shit doesn’t fuckin happen what we gotta do, wait for the time to pass? i don’t really see… do we have to change the time? i think we might have to go back in if i could turn back tiime~ is there anywhere we can go? uhhhm…. not really can we climb this? oh, we can well then that’s so cool love it OoHHh how are we not dead yet? i dunno alright, i just don’t know have a couple theories, but- oh, of course, we can climb here, of course not a big deal oh, we’re gonna walljump okay alright OooOOOH my lord there’s scratches here, you know what that means oh okay that’s where we were before the thing that makes me anxious about climbing so high is that i know that we have to get down as well *laugh* you know what i mean? its one thing getting up well, its not a bad view from here, i’m not gonna lie people don’t know what they’re missing out and that’s another tower *oopsy* gonna have to ring it myself okay, not a big deal yep, not a big deal guys, i do this every once in a while yep that clearly was safe oh my god oh my god coming down, i told you, we had to come down some h- #rip pewds i told – oh god there’s – watch – eeeuuu oohhh its fine aaah fuck me jeesuss ooooh hello everybody markiplier here thaat’s putting it lightly (NO FUCKY OU) alright bros gonna have to end that episode there *smoochy* aah i love this game thank you so much for watching (and reading?) it means a lot to me leave a like if you enjoyed it* and as always, i’ll see you tomorrow with a new episode *kiss da fist* stay awesome bros! ~outroo~ (i made it to the end. 5 hours later. omf)