I’m Keith Urban Dictionary. I used to be regular Keith Urban, but I was having a hard time reaching today’s youth. That all changed one night, when I was getting crunk, and I peeped the Urban Dictionary. It really turnt up my song writing,
and put me onto some nxtsht… (confused) Nxtsht… (determined) Nxtsht… Well, I haven’t quite mastered that one yet. But on my latest album, “Keith Urban Dictionary Sings”, you’ll find all the latest phrases and slangs. I made it in my beat laboratory, and it’s on fleek. Here’s a sample. (Music Playing) ♪ Her face was busted ♪
♪ She was poorly dressed ♪ ♪ I was hashtag blessed when she swiped to the left. ♪ ♪ Hashtag blessed, oh hashtag blessed ♪ ♪ Swipe to the left if you’re busted, yes ♪ That one took me a year to write. Here’s another called “What I said”. ♪ You’re the best. You’re awesome sauce ♪
♪ And your Twitter’s super clever ♪ ♪ You broke the Internet for the win ♪
♪ Said no one ever ♪ That’s literally not even a thing. One thing I learned when I was reading the Urban Dictionary is that the goal of the Internet is to be mean to people. While it’s normally not my style, I really gave it a go in this next sick track, phat beat joint… song. ♪ Resting bitch face, such a disgrace ♪
♪ I ain’t gonna let you into my place ♪ ♪ With that gosh-darn resting bitch face, Bill ♪ That’s a song about a person I know
who has resting bitch face. Right Bill? Bill – I don’t have resting bitch face. Keith – You do…
Bill – No I don’t. So just keep going with the commercial. Keith – Bill, do you have a mirror at home?
Bill – (sarcastically) Yeah… Keith – Do you have soap and water?
Bill – (sarcastically) Yeah… Keith – Well maybe you could use a bit of it to get that bitch off your face before you come to work in the morning. Bill – (quietly) Wh…
(normally) Keep rolling. This next one is inspired by… technology. ♪ Uber, Tinder, Instagram ♪
♪ Picstitch, Yelp and Words with Friends ♪ ♪ Facebook, Zipcar, Google Maps ♪
♪ App Store, Spotify… Snapchat ♪ (run on bumbling)
♪ My Verizon, Facetime, Safari ♪
♪ Podcast, Calculator, Weather ♪ (run on bumbling)
♪ Kayak, Skype, WhatsApp ♪ Yeah! Bill – Hey Keith!
Everyone can see you’re just reading off your phone and making it up as you go along. Keith – Uh, hey Bill!
Uh, everyone can see that you’ve got resting bitch face. Bill – Why do you keep saying that?
Keith – Because Internet, Bill (whispering)
Do you see how useful the Urban Dictionary is? Buy the album today,
and you’ll get all these freemium tracks as well: All the No’s (All of them) I’ll Never Get That Minute
And Twenty Seconds Back Again Jesus Wasn’t Basic Dat Booty Tho I’m Aight, N U? No… Just No Throwing Shade At My Dog Like a Boss My Bae is my Shawty, not to be confused with my Boo, who is my Baby’s Momma and not my Bae So look out for “Keith Urban Dictionary Sings”. It’s the only album that Keith Urban looking at the Urban Dictionary on the cover. Available exclusively at Keith Urban Outfitters. Bill – Can we turn his mic down? Keith – Bill?
Turn down for what? (background music playing)
♪ Yeah! ♪ (music playing) ♪ Barely Ads! ♪
♪ They’re stupid fake commercials. ♪ Oh……