🎼♪♫♪ (Door bell) Looks like it’s time for a house tour! 🎼♪♫♪ Welcome to our house, come on in! 🎼♪♫♪ Now before you enter our house, you might notice we’ve got two little guys
here and here guarding our door and We got them from awesome people from Okinawa
who came to visit us. This guy welcomes spirits from your house and everything and then that guy spits out the evil spirits
that’s why his mouth is open like that. (whisper)Let’s go inside So, this is our little lobby This house might be owned by our dog You can see that there’s a lot of dog stuff and cat stuff up here We got the Spudgy Samurai and
the lucky Meems at the door here We’ve got our flowers The flowers are from my neighbor she invited me over to her garden because she wanted to cut me some peonies *Heavy breathing* She showed me her entire garden and cut me all these different roses, and told me the names of all of them and I told her that peonies were used in our wedding that was my bouquet and I cut them from my garden. It was wonderful. Anyways, this is out gigantic cupboard where I don’t know any human beings on the planet that can reach Seriously I’m like 6’4″ or 6’5″
and I can barely reach the top right here. THIS IS OBSCENE! Why are Martina’s shoes on the top there? We didn’t think this through… Take off your shoes and let me show you the rest of the house. Come on in to the living room! 🎼♪♫♪ And I’m gonna puke! Look at all the decorations up top. Ohhhhhhhhhhhh It’s nice. It’s a good assortment of nerdiness I feel. 🎼♪♫♪ and there’s our Oshima Godzilla.
HE FOLLOWED US BACK!! What about that Meemers? This was at our YouTube meet up we did
at the YouTube Space in Tokyo. They had this on stage decorating it
and so I was like “I’d like to have that please.” and then I put it on the wall.
It took forever to stick it up on the wall.=^ㅅ^=: ?=^ㅅ^=: ? Oh my god, Meemers you’re so fat my arms are so sore. Do you see all the fat pouring in between my hands right here?=^ㅅ^=S: Do you see that dangling? M: No it’s fur. No, this is all fat! You fat sweet fur baby I love you.❤️ This right here, I’m very happy for- My tech cupboard. Do you see all that? Here I have our headphones. This is all of our camera stuff. We got our cameras and our lenses on this right here. Below we have our audio stuff. Below that we have our laptops;
Below that we have liked iPhone accessories. Below that we have extra stuff
like our stabilizers and are like Gorillapod Below that we have batteries and below that we have bags. This took a lot of time for me to make.
It took a lot of time for me to make. So this is our entertainment corner right here,
we have our TV that we brought from Korea We also have our speakers that we brought from Korea. They work perfectly fine in Japan,
I just had to find the right extensions for it. We have our AppleTV
and we pretty much watch that most of the time. That’s how we listen to our music; and that’s how we watch the TV shows and movies. M: Japan has Netflix! S: Japan has Netflix! Woooo *Highfives* Woooo Except it’s really missing a lot of the American content So we also have a VPN router that we use LEGALLY because our service provider has given us a VPN router. I’m sure they wouldn’t sell anything illegally to us Woooo *Highfive again* Let’s head out to our backyard! It’s tiny… but it’s ours. So, everything is really close by each other We have 1,2,3…6 houses we are all like touching each other So when we eat breakfast here in the morning, sometimes our neighbors will come out of their house
and they walk pass and we’re like, おはようございます！(Good Morning!) This is my little garden!
I built it from scratch, there was nothing here beforehand. 🎼♪♫♪ My garden has a tiny village built inside of it. Psst! Look over here!! If you look inside carefully you’re gonna find some rabbits and there’s a bench for insects to sit on
and during a rainstorm I came outside once, and I saw a bunch of insects
chillin on the actual bench There’s tiny little ceramic mushrooms
and there’s a tiny bike with a basket, There’s a tiny good luck cat holding a magical jewel
that words off bad ghosts and evil demons. IT’S AMAZING! *Heavy breathing* Ducky, you need to help me
I’m addicted to buying miniature things. S: I love your little miniature garden so I wanna help you buy all the small little cute things that you want. And welcome to the kitchen! 🎼♪♫♪ We keep our in a food in a cupboard!? A little bit tight, we’re making it work. Super excited to be baking again because- I GOT AN OVEN! This weird thing is an oven, and a microwave-oven
and a grill and a steamer. So it’s like everything in 1, you just change the function. Look! It’s fridge 2.0! We haven’t developed a close relationship yet, but I’m sure if I have to sell them in a month,
I would cry over him Um, fridge 2.0 is not as big as our Korean fridge. S: All of the Japanese fridges that we saw
are significantly tinier than the Korean fridges. Yea, much much much. This is really cool, this here. Slide this over, Brghhhhhh You fill it with water, and then you put it in the fridge and then it automatically makes ice which dispenses in the bottom part. That’s weird magic science We have… the salmon that we eat for breakfast,
so this is a salted salmon that you put in the fish grill. And then we have lots of little side dishes that we eat in the morning. S: Ugh these cucumbers right here? Damn son, I can eat like a hundred of them in one sitting. S: These are the best. How do I live without these?
M: The cuces (Fridge beeping)
Don’t you beep at me and give me that sassy attitude! I’ll close you when I feel like it. S: This fridge is ultra impatient. These are black beans that are rehydrated! I’m gonna teach you guys how to make an amazing black bean brownie. M: Ummm It tastes like fudge.
S: Give me some of that It’s so good Asparagus with bonito on it
which is like a fish, (Fridge beeps again) Okay, Alright, that’s enough. And this drawer, pulls out this way, Mountain Yam! You remember one of our first Eat Your Sushi episode we had that slimy stuff that we didn’t know how to eat We just try to eat it, and we’re really sad. Turns out it’s grated mountain yam. And now for one of the coolest things in this house, See this thing right here?
This is our secret door. I have a secret door in my house. Does lead to a secret dungeon or a secret science lab in which I could be like Sephiroth in which I, like, try to take over the world? NO, even better. It’s a secret alcohol drawer, I’m pretty sure you could use it for other things like vegetables. But here we have, KAVALAN, Solist.
Taiwan makes the best bourbon, ever. We still have some of our Sakura pepsi here. We have some wine, Isn’t this awesome? It’s a fridge in the floor. You tired? Little guy? Little Spudgy boy? ()•ㅊ•()? Now something I’m even more excited about… My SECRET TINY GARDEN! 🎼♪♫♪ so every time we go to a toy store in Japan,
I think really hard about what I want to add to my garden because I have a little coffee shop happening. Then I have a savory shop happening with ramen,
and with a tiny little hamster on a wonton spoon. And then we also have the service area where people are writing notes to each other by lanterns. and so I made a little tiny stars and moons that can hang and at night time and it actually lights up I bought tiny lamps that you can turn on and the whole thing lights up So I need to think really hard about my next addition for this because I only have so many spots left. S:You actually even got fake grass for it. M: (whispering) I did I put in fake grass. So, this is our little cooking area which is very different than I think, North American style cooking areas? M: Ugh, I should had coffee. S: lol You push down on the button, . . . And then it turns on like that. And we have a little fish stove,
every morning we grill our fish in here It drips down all the oil and then we have perfectly cooked fish. Oh, so happy.
Look at the stickers Stickers Stickers, Stickers, Stickers, Stickers, Stickers… S: Hey, what’s that thing on the fridge?
M: This? S: What is that? These are tickets to the Sailor Moon events
in 六本木ヒルズ(Roppongi Hills). We’re goona be going there soon and We’re gonna go to the cafe and we’re gonna make a video for you guys as long as they let us film M: Buddy! S: Poor little guy has difficulty making it up the first step! You ready? M:ohh you’re up
()•ㅊ•(): Yay, welcome to my house. S: Some days he can make that step, some days he can’t M: He’s just like me! And this is our bathroom check out how cool the door the door is. What!? What!? What!? What!? M: Ducky are we easily amused people?
S: Yes. This is very awesome. Do you see how awesome this door is? What!? What!? 🎼♪♫♪ We had this little foot rug here, so that when you sit down, you can have something comfortable under your feet. Spudgy uses it to pee on pretty much all the time So we’re just including this for the video Now, as soon as we’ve done, we’re gonna hide it, so that he doesn’t pee on it anymore. M: Yea, it is pretty much decorative. S: And we have, here, a toilet with a built in, bum spray! M: Yeahhh S: It’s pretty awesome don’t you think? M: Upstairs and downstairs S: Woo this is smart! S: Because I wanted to do a joke in which I pushed the bum spray and then it starts spraying me but it only works if you sit down on it. M: Umm okay, leaving the bathroom now. S: Okay, I’m gonna put that away. I want to show you something really
cool about our bathtub. So this is our super cool bathtub, you see this right here? How do you turn on the bathtub?
Well, you gotta open this right here, and then you push the button, it’s gonna start filling- AUTOMATICALLY through there! Isn’t that awesome? It’s gonna fill 20 Liters that’s how much I wanted it to do. I could control the temperature through this thing,
I can control the amount, and I’ll tell you what else is really cool See these two things right here? These, are supposed to go like this, so that you can set your bathtub to fill Your can go handle your business and this will make sure that all the heat stays in the water, So that when you’re ready to take your bath, all the heat hasn’t escaped. This comes built into the house. This is amazing to me.
I am thoroughly thoroughly impressed Now here’s one of the coolest things about this bathroom. Ok, so this is our washing machine right here This thing right here,
“What is this?” You ask Well, we have all of our hangers in here so that once we’re done, we hang them on this. And then this button right here, push that, this becomes a dryer That winds up blowing on our clothing. Now it was blowing air so all of your clothes hanging on here are going to get blow dry through this thing. Built in to your bathroom! This is awesome!! And this is Martina’s make-up corner, Sorry Simon, you get one row and this tiny corner space here. 🎼♪♫♪ OMG my drawers are all organized with the make-up that I use. In this corner over here I have my make-up that I use more frequently and bath bombs And I have these little invisible strings that I’ve started to make and this is my spoon(?) Oh, Sailor Moon came with me, extra support! 🎼Sailor Spoon~~~~♫ It’s because I glued magnet to Sailor Spoon’s feet,
so she can stands in my spoon (Sailor Spoon drops)Ughhhhh I’m okay! Ah yes, It’s now time for the stairs. I spent most of my time downstairs,
I essentially go upstairs at night time Go to sleep, wake up, pick up my clothing
and then come downstairs and never go upstairs ever again S: Come on up little one.
M: Okay I’m coming S: Take your time girl M: I will M: You know who else can’t make these stairs? Spudgy It’s like climbing a ladder, it’s so steep And we had four flights of stairs in our studio in Korea, but they were not as steep as this. There were… I guess 8 flights of stairs technically, because they were on the fourth floor, but, Wow, just give me a second. Now, in order to get to our bedroom we have a toll gate here. S: We have Mr. Memmers who is a toll gate officer
=^ㅅ^=: That’s right. He demands everytime you wanna go to the bedroom, either you pay him 100 dollars or give him 3 face scritches S: One, Two, Three
=^ㅅ^=: Oh yeah, that’s nice S: I’m giving him some extras
=^ㅅ^=: Oh, extras! S: Oh Yeah you big, fat, fur snake. Look at you, you’re so fat!
=^ㅅ^=: This is a good deal! *Kisses* 💋 This makes me very happy. S: Come on into the computer room, let me show you around! M: Okay! I finally built a gaming PC where I could play Fallout 4 ONE PUNCH~~~~~MAN~🎸 What did the fire fingers said to face Slap! I don’t even know- Hey! What?! Ah, yeah, I gotta do my house tour This is our bedroom Say hello to Marshmallow. This is technically the softest mattress that I’ve ever been on in my entire life. and we called it the Marshmallow because it feels like you’re sleeping on a marshmallow M: IKEA surprised us!
S: IKEA actually has quality mattresses now. M: Look at my awesome curtain job! S:And this is, Duck Duck McQuackerson
or Quack Quack McDuckerson M:Quack,Quack,Quack S:This, is Kogi🐷 M: Wee, Wee, Wee, Wee And this is, Penguin
🐧: Penguin~ Penguin is a little bit perverted.
🐧: Penguin~ M: Peguin don’t smell people’s butt!
🐧: Penguin~ M: Stop licking the duck S: Penguin is so great at doing perverted things, he is so flexible. Look at this. 🐧: Penguin~~ 🐧: PENGUIN~~~ M: Penguin is actually from Japan so he is returning home! S: That’s our house
M: I just realize something… S: What? M: You and Penguin and Duck Duck McQuackerson perfectly match! Martina laughing….. S: This is purely accidental M: Are you sure? So that’s it for the tour of our Japanese house.
If you wanna know how we got this place, we wound up doing a little video about house hunting in Japan, so make sure you check that out . Otherwise we’re gonna tell you more about our house in the blogpost, so make sure you click on link below. *Kiss* 💋 S: Your head smells like sweat. M: Aww, I’m sweaty, it’s 28 (degrees Celsius) today. S: So hot M: GOD, it’s May! *More kisses* 💋