[Game Grumps animated intro] D: It is three in the morning. A: He-hey, who cares? D: I am so tired. A: Aw, don’t worry about it, we got Pokémon to keep us awake D: Ya-hay…
A: We got Pokémon to keep us alive and and and…. A: And and and… D: [laughs] A: And sharp! A: And keep our wits about us. D: You’re right.
A: Yeah. D: I stand wildly corrected. A: Uhm A: Here’s the thing I was wondering about– D: Go on.
A: –while you’re on the couch. D: Falling asleep A: Would your– A: Rather, would you have a problem– D: Okay. A: –if I touched your butt? D: I mean… A: While you were sleeping.
D: Yes. A: You would? D: D: No, I was like “Yes, go on”. A: No no no, that’s it
D: Oh! A: Would you have a problem–
D: Nah. A: –with me touching your butt?
D: Nah. A: I think you’d probably have a little bit of a problem. D: Yeah, I probably would. A: I don’t know. D: Would you have a problem with pulling up your pants so that I didn’t have to see– D: –seven eight’s of your butt crack? A: Right now? D: [laughs] Yeah. A: There you go.
D: Thanks man. D: That was a lot. A: Alright, I’m gonna play the safari game real quick. D: It was a full moon. D: It’s a full moon out tonight A: I don’t know, that was probably like a waning crescent.
D: [laughs] D: A waxing gibbon A: [laughs] A: Isn’t it a gibbous?
D: I don’t know. A: Gibbon, gibbous, I don’t know
D: Oh yeah, a gibbon might be a bird A: Dude, I’m sssuuuuper… A: …eeeehhhh…
D: Dude, your safari game’s over. A: Yeah well I’m gonna play again, ‘cause I didn’t get all the fucking items. D: Goddammit Arin. A: You get a special item if you get to the end, you fucking clod! D: Stop yelling at me. A: [laughs] I’m sorry. [Outro] A: Yeah, I know everything there is to know about Pokémon. Ask me a question. D: Uhhh, why are we doing this right now? A: Um… Torture.