You cannot go to your first day of school like that. You’re in the red states now I’ve got to prepare you for this world, be a lamb and make your mother another drink You know son the nail that sticks out gets hammered down I am being terrorised out there, all day every day Aren’t you being overly dramatic? Normally, I would take that as a compliment I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re amazing I didn’t mean to startle you I certainly did not mean to make that sound You’re not supposed to feel You’re supposed to be a man and DO Your situation is school might get a whole lot better. Just tone down a little When did you start wearing blue jeans? I’m compromising myself for reasons I don’t even understand. I mean you’re not getting beaten in the head as much anymore What am I going to do with you? I am announcing my candidacy for homecoming queen How do you want to be identified? Gay? Straight? Transgender? Gender obliviator? Freak. Well, I was going to reclaim it as my own anyway. Are you serious? You do what you want, but from now on you’re on your own This is a simple case of decency versus depravity If life kicks you, you just kick higher! You can call me a freak okay? You’re all freaks too. Isn’t that what being a teenager is all about? And now, ladies and gentlemen, here comes Billy Bloom What’s the ‘F’ for? It’s for ‘Freak’ you freak Hit ’em to the left. Hit ’em to the right. Stand up. Sit down. Fight fight fight!