– Was going through the laundry,
found these new thongs. ♪ You know I love it when the music’s loud ♪ But c’mon, strip that down for me – Tonight, I’m tearing these off with my teeth
like an old-school cartoon billy goat. – Honey. Mitch. Those are your daughter’s. (groans) – Prom night!
– Prom night! – I’m ready. – You look beautiful. – I used to hold that girl in the palm of my hand. Kayla’s becoming a woman.
You’re gonna have to deal with that. (buzzing) – Oh, shit. (gasps) Thanks. I was looking for that. Whew. ♪ We’re gonna light it up ♪ Like it’s prom night – Dad, why are you here? – You think I’m gonna miss
the most important night of your young life? (cheers) – Isn’t that graduation? – Graduation is for losers. – Tonight is the first night of our adult lives. I wanna go to prom and lose my goddamn virginity. (laughs) – Prom night. It’s kind of perfect. I’m in. – Julie left her laptop open. – You guys are snooping on our kids? – All emojis have a secret meaning. Oh! Eggplants are dicks. This is some kind of a dick-related agreement. – Maybe they’re just saying,
“Hey, you’re okay with me. “You’re okay with me.” – I mean, maybe. – What? – Our girls are not thinking things through. I’m gonna stop them. – I’m in. – I’m fully planning on having sex tonight. – Wherever the night takes us. – The night’s gonna take us there. – Wherever the wind sails our ships. – Your ship is going into my harbor. (screams) – They’re getting away. – WWVDD. – What would Vin Diesel do? (tires screeching) (loud crash) – Hey, Fast and the Furious is completely unrealistic. It’s not a documentary, I get that. (loud boom) (yelping) ♪ I would do anything for love ♪ Anything you’ve been dreaming of – I’ll do anything for my daughter. – What about a chugging contest? – Bring it. – Not that kind of chugging. – Oh! – They got a lager or an IPA. – Oh!
– It doesn’t, it doesn’t matter. (rooster crows)