Nobody is doing this because they’re in search of true love. They want to meet someone and bring their boring lives a little excitement. It’s like going to a bar on a Friday night, minus everything that sucks about a bar on a Friday night. I can sense a person’s drink aura, I just need a moment silence. My drink aura? Vodka tonic. -You’re leaving? -I’ve got work in the morning. She’s cute. Should I go left or right? What happened to the last one? -What last one? -Wow. You think you’ve got it all figured out, don’t you? I like to think so, yeah. Ooh, what about this one? -Guess who. -Whoa! [laughs] Gotcha! What’s your sign? Virgo, I think. I’m a Pices. We’re, like, the most compatible. Hello? Dude, you missed the meeting. -The alarm didn’t go off or something. -I think I accidentally shut it off. Why did you do that? You knew how important today was. Robbie did the pitch, Robbie gets the job. What kind of a nut job shuts off someone’s alarm? No, I didn’t respond. Harris, it’s your mom. She said it’s urgent. Harris, there’s been an accident. [laughs] Riley? Hey, you didn’t answer my texts We have a court order to search the premises. Where’s the computer? Possession of child pornography? I know it was you. How does it feel, Harris? Enough is enough You’re looking at serious jail time. My life is ruined. You just want to make your boring little life a little more exciting. Hello?