Feel it – Sigma playing What’s up guys! Thanks for tuning into Curious monkey In this box Lie the 50 most googled Questions! by we Africans. Putting into consideration – what a Ugandan cattle keeper — to a Libyan WarLord would Google. Me and my team, Emma and Arnold have done the research for you. So just sit back relax and enjoy. No no no…first wait! Sit back, Relax and let’s get Curious! Outter!!!!!!! Background Music climaxes! Emma: I’m Emmanuel from the channel Curious Monkey Yeah my name’s Chris. What’s up? I’m Arnold, everyone And I’m Benji So without further a do Let’s jump right into it! The first one How to prepare battered jackfruit? Benji: So how’s that situation? Ummm I think battered jackfruit simply go, get your own jackfruit, Pound it and stuff After go and fry it, The same way you would fry food in any way Wouldn’t you just uhm I don’t know Get a dried fruit Microwave it in butter How to convince your boyfriend To accept the baby Arnold: Probably Just tell him to not worry about anything How to cope with being single? Ah… How to cope with being single. Don’t be in crowds with mob You know, couples Look for a brothel too. A brothel!!! Okay Get a…… Get a pillow, it’s a substitute. Get some warm food A really small hole! Benjie: Hahaha Cheat in an exam Go with your phone Sit comfortably, Be confident! Alright, How to create an App? Basically if you know your Android studio For industrial level Apps Use Android studio How many countries are in Africa? Probably, i don’t know, 53? Emma: 54. 54! How to be a better man? Get yourself a new suit! New shoes! Brass knuckles! And talk like a Mafia Boss. How to kiss? Ooohhh How much I still love you? You have to kiss in that Slomo. You know, take your time. Pull her hair behind her ear. You know… Pull her closer! He has dropped his phone He has dropped his phone and This is actually Curious Monkey Benjie: It’s messed up, eh? We are alive!!! So you see this middle part…? You see, you see..these are lips Just practice Hahaha How do i live with HIV/AIDS? Take your medication Always go to the nearest health centre Incase you have an issue with your health Stay away from stigma And everything like that How do you ask a girl out? Just tell her that….you know You know, you want to know her better in a more intimate place. Benjie: Quiet, eh yeah You have to buy some balls from E-bay man. D’espasito!!! I hate that song man With my scarred phone Chris; I’m gonna, I’m gonna do this…. What actually sold it Was the fact that Justin Beiber was in the remix There’s a remix with Justin Bieber? I heard Hackers took it down from YouTube That song is the fucking Worst Jam in this Universe “Some kind of way”Chris and Arnold singingChris continues to singDid you hear the Football version? I showed you guys the football version. When is Black Friday? The day after Thanksgiving How to last longer in bed? Distract your mind! When your having sex….
How to last longer in bed? Distract your mind! When your having sex…. ……..Think of something very random Washing dishes! Killing a goat! Make sure you sing to the goat In South Sudan and in like Arabic countries They have this thing called “Tahneer” Ohh shit man What, it’s like mou — mounted– I think, mounted groundnut paste with sugar You can, you can go hard for hours yo Meaning of life It has always been 42. Its 42!! Chris: Isn’t that the Universal Number? Is it me or you? Okay, how to calculate pregnancy Or how to know when chances of convincing are low? The first seven days Before the periods check in That’s the best time to, you know, cain live! You have no repercussion How to tie a tie? Emma: I doubt your power If you tie a tie in Thailand… are you a ThaiMan? Arnold: Do this….turn it around And uh For the final touch…. Go around one more time Arnold: And slide through there And you have a tie Not a perfect one but it could get you a job Uhhh How to catch a cheating boyfriend? Oh shit! Hire a P.I What does 69 mean? I’m sure it’s pronounced 69….. I think it means Ying-Yang But some people think its a —– sexual sort of thing It is a sexual sort of thing! No it means that…. Equal opposites can also have sex at the same time Arnold: How to change your Gmail password? Probably, you go to settings – privacy privacy and password? Umm, how do we download a Movie? Torrents Emma: Is that thing on Onyango? Arnold; It’s on Write a CV Uh, Dear sir My name is Emmanuel Akodia And I am a very talented human being! Benji: How to become a millionaire? I think, Sports …Sports Betting Benji: Is the easiest way….. Buy Bitcoin! How to leave the country without a Visa? Probably have to travel from border to border? How to deal with poor confidence? Fake it till you make it How to build a strong business relationship? Always deliver on time Yeah, be honest How to style twist braids, bra? Chris: Aight, definitely get a woman!Crew laughsAh this one we probably don’t know too How to tie a doek? Ah “tying a doek”, let me show you guys! Emma: You simply, get a cloth… Do the whole tying thing And once it’s above like this You realize that you have no idea what the fuck you doingBackground Music playing’How to lose weight? Eat less, stress more How can I build a website? Probably hire us! How to graduate from University… with a first class without studying? Pay the dean.
with a first class without studying? Pay the dean.Background Music playingIf you so rich, buy the University! Emma: It depends on how much money you have basically Chris: watch X-men First class! Chris: wooo Oh Shit Well, it’s- It’s our team yo. Wow Africans never surprise me Easiest way to join Illuminati You know, go in the middle of an ocean or lake. Emma: Yeah, that’s right! Arnold: Get those two eggs As soon as you’re jumping….. diving into the waterArnold: First Crack them Emma:That very second right thereArnold & Emma clapArnold: Crack those eggs!Diablo will be right thereWaiting for you, manArnold cracks upHow to move to Canada? Just get your passport get a Visa, get your money set If you don’t have money…. apply for a scholarship find an NGO, and fly out What’s the best way to get into politics without dying? Probably join NRM How to buy Bitcoin? Okay guys first wait, I’m taking a call Hello Boss, How are you? Me, I be expecting a business calls, what We in studio shooting Episode 3, Curious MonkeyVoice through phone: Are all of you kawa?Uhh, download a E-wallet Transfer your, you know Government money into online money and buy cryptocurrency and join Bitcoin! Why aren’t africans– –technologically advanced? Because we never suffered as more as them How to get rid of pimples? Shower more! Also be patient for those who are in your…. be patient, you know, don’t Don’t, you know, buy those, all those products How many steps in a mile? I know Emma knows this– they’re 12,000 steps Chris: 15,00,9,000,92,0042Buzzer rings What’s on TV tonight? Frontline! Arnold :Telenova Emma;:telenovelaHow to appear taller? Just be like Prince and put on some heels man Wear Timbs How to get a man to marry you? Or you could propose, lots of girls are proposing these days How to download YouTube videos? Use IDM (Internet Download Manager) Best sex position? Okay Mustache Rodeo How to grow hair faster? Probably take more avocado If you are bald– You may need to go for a surgery I swear, by the way, like for real They literally push your hair cells Above, like so that they go nearer the head and can grow out. How crazy is that? Chris: Like if you loose your hair you just get ass hair Chris, I know you want to read itCrickets chirpingJust read it, just read it Apply make up? Benjie: Kit, go to the mirror And express yourself, I think Express yourself, you know, no one defined make-up Trust in your younger sister Signs of HIV/AIDS? Oral thrush, signs of HIV/AIDS Loss of appetite A very low immune system How many people are in Africa? I think,1.2 something Billion Chris: 1.2 billion? Chris: India has that shit like in a pocket How can i get a job– where they will be paying me $500 per month to do nothing? I think Emma you were offered such a job –So you are literally paid to sleep, this amount of money Also, they do some research experiments on you How to lose belly fat? Hire your neighbor — to get a panga let him get rid of that belly fat How to safely hide my porn history? Personally, you cannot ever hide it Cause your ISP would always see it but what I would do, is delete it Or you could always use VPN Chris: No! Be proud of your porn, manCrew laughs Benji: What is the meaning of love? A mutual reciprocal feeling you share between two — or three people Chris: Spread love yo! Spread love! Kilometer into a mile? Too small, like 0.6 Meaning of my name? Onyango means — “Light in the morning” Square feet in an acre? 45,000 roughly How can I make money?SilenceHow can I make a woman happy? Just make sure she’s right….. Always right What is the weather today? Cloudy? Chilly? How to make a girl orgasm? mmmmm Caress the G-spot, man, until you know Ohh God!! How to get a bigger butt? Ladies– Or you can always stay with what you have– How to be one with Jesus? Humble yourself, you know, repent for your sins What to study at University? Just go with what you love, your passion Alright whose giving the conclusion Emma give us that outro man So guys, thanks for watching our video Uh, like, subscribe and Peace!! Stay curious guys, stay curious, Peace!!Crew making noiseStudio equipment falling